Empty Jr
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Saturday 08 August 2026 12:35:50 GMT
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DiasNight :
If (a really big IF) the paper is published in Metropolis it would be scandalous for 0.03 seconds before someone mentions he is a Gothamite. In Gotham it will either be shocking by how "little" it is or people will chuck it up to Brucie being Brucie and well, that poor manboy doesn't realize he is committing a crime or someone is taking advantage of him after all every Gothamite know Bruice Wayne doesn't understand prices 🤣
2026-08-08 14:05:51
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Empty Jr :
Perry: maybe try and get that famous guy kissing the mayor's wife or something, could be a story // Clark Kent: Here you go boss, the dense financial account of Wayne industries not making 0.8% of their profit public, just like you asked // Perry: what
2026-08-08 12:41:36
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Blue :
I like the fanfics that have him paying models to create scandals
2026-08-08 14:13:34
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CatRoseBecker :
Bruce: “I can explain that… the same way I can explain that Clark Kent is Superman”. Clark: “wait… what?” Bruce: “you expose me, I expose you” Clark: “how do you…?”
2026-08-08 18:21:31
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Dax_The_God :
Clark keeps a fully written report with evidence in his files just in case Bruce ever pisses him off. It’s his own Failsafe.
2026-08-08 14:10:45
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darkness dream :
Uhh this would be a nice fic. Any recomodations?
2026-08-09 19:31:24
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ola :
KITTYYYYYYYYYY
2026-08-09 17:29:43
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kit Falbo :
Bruce Wayne issues apology over missing money! "Most days I don't remember what I did the night before, and how do you think I pay for those parties?"
2026-08-08 14:55:58
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TallMama87 :
Ok but now I need clarification if this is before or after they know each other’s secret identities 🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-08 12:46:19
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Mundo L :
I love this trope and I need more of it now
2026-08-08 23:17:44
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lcortez19 :
bruce wayne would pull this move n say "i lost it" and everyone would accept it
2026-08-08 16:47:13
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Lightbulbz2 :
Bruce would make a public announcement of funding the Justice League soon after that.
2026-08-08 15:29:34
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✨𝔼𝕠𝕟✨ :
*Bruce proceeds to to throw a party on 3 brand new yachts and invites Clark so he stops looking into it*
2026-08-08 12:46:23
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E Merce :
Clark, remember how you asked for a watchtower with a massive orbital cannon and teleporting, a mess, a gym, security staff, intraorbital jets... think you could trade in a Pulitzer for it? no?
2026-08-08 12:58:06
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catkillingcuriosity :
Bob the cat: Yeah! what he said!
2026-08-08 13:20:08
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Rikamew :
People forget that Clark is a great investigator reporter without using his powers and a petty bitch. if anyone was going to catch Bruce it would be him
2026-08-08 16:14:45
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jackbalto :
Bruce about to roll to seduce the reporter since his background check came back without a criminal record and no secrets to blackmail him:
2026-08-09 16:41:56
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dhonnathan alves :
Finally, I have the same thought. The Batman equipment is very advanced and certainly expensive, even for a billionaire, so Bruce Wayne is committing money laundering.
2026-08-08 13:40:14
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MaybeAChineseSpy :
Bruce owns the Daily Planet so they aint gonna be running now slander against him
2026-08-09 02:27:24
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p1n4ppl3guy :
"Clark. You already knew about this. I mean, we're in the SPACE BASE that I *know* you know I funded!" "Yeah, but if farm boy, himbo from Kansas could figure it out over a weekend and a couple extra cups of coffee-" "Ah. Point taken."
2026-08-08 19:41:09
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MrNiko :
Clark "I'm an investigative reporter not a gossip columnist." Kent
2026-08-09 00:34:39
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Dat_Boi68 :
there is only one way Brucy can get out of this. Start aggressively flirting with reporter, either they get so freaked out they leave without the papers. or this interaction makes headlines for a different reason
2026-08-08 19:18:14
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Virgil kazak :
Okay… but Bruce Wayne would find it so hot that someone did such a big deep dive on him. HEAR ME OUT- in Gothammite its basically flirting, and when he learns this is SUPERMAN- and Superman still doesn’t know that Bruce is Batman, oh, Bruce is so head over heels for that reporter.
2026-08-09 07:41:29
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