@dadchats: About to Keanu Reeves the family vehicle

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._valkyrie.__
⚔️Valkyrie⚔️ :
Name him Cotton Eye Joe- where did he come from? Where did he go?
2026-08-09 02:34:39
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eatschmitt87
eatschmitt87 :
My kid’s mother once saw a spider while in the car and proceeded to jump out… of a moving vehicle… that she was driving. The spider was on the outside of the windshield.
2026-08-09 01:16:23
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jaggedlittletooth
Annie Mack 👽 :
I totaled my first car because a spider somehow ended up ON MY NECK while I was driving to school. I fainted. thought I was hitting the break while i was powering down into survival mode. I was not. I dead weight floored the gas and went off a ledge into a tree. somehow being limp and unconscious is what saved me from shattering every bone in my body. concussion, yes. called to get a ride to school because my car was... "stuck... but probably fine" (the tree was inside the vehicle, which was a Volvo, which was a tank, that turned into an accordion). the firemen and paramedics who were carrying me to the ambulance on a back board were asking if I was having... dark thoughts... because, who does that? finally FINALLY one of the firemen saw it. confirmed it was not only real, it was huge. I asked if he... ended the spider. he said he did not want to get that close to it. THAT THING IS PROBABLY STILL OUT THERE. and here i am, 20+ years later, still thinking about it. spiders are not allowed in cars. period.
2026-08-10 04:46:09
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snoozykitti
B :
Like number 8, like the number of eyes watching you in your car
2026-08-09 01:16:50
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ashleecip
Ashley Ciprich :
I'm a rural mail carrier. I, legit, have no fewer than 15-20 spiders throughout my vehicle at any given time. we've come to an agreement, they can stay as long as they don't touch me. it's a very tenuous agreement.
2026-08-09 16:41:49
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cinsape
G S :
And clearly you can no longer use heat or air conditioning because he might be blown out at you😳
2026-08-09 14:17:03
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kansascass85
Cassandra :
you may have a 3rd option... do you have full coverage insurance??
2026-08-09 16:15:18
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cyanideb
Cyndi Brainard :
Against the Geneva Convention…100%
2026-08-11 20:10:30
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just_me_yup9
just me :
there was a snake in my car once. it slithered into the dash and we found it in the glove box!
2026-08-09 01:15:59
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ms.michelleb
Ms. Michelle B :
Ewww... time to sell the car 😩😱😱😱
2026-08-11 22:48:32
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floatygoat
Floaty Goat :
Spiders will learn your routine and intentionally avoid you. You obviously changed your routine and surprised . That poor thing is probably terrified and you should apologize to her immediately!
2026-08-09 01:18:34
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obligation2jet
Brittney :
all I envision is the spider being caught in the air current and shooting out at my face whilst driving
2026-08-10 04:33:17
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lifes_arena
Lifes_Arena :
Option three: set the car on fire and causally walk away has you cackle at the spiders demise.
2026-08-09 01:45:01
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littlebigeyes
LittleBigEyes :
I lost one in my car 2 months ago. Having almost crashed a car once from finding one on me while driving I've now taken to always having "smashing gloves" in my car because I can't touch it, and it will disappear before I can stop. I know that particular one is probably gone by now...but what if...
2026-08-10 03:50:32
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brieg3677
Brie Gaspar :
Spiders are usually chill theyre just teyi f to keep other bugs out of your car
2026-08-10 04:28:11
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shamanderr
Shamander :
I don’t want to alarm you but I had a nest of huntsman’s (Australia) in a car I got second hand from the blue mountains. We know it was a nest because b4 I sold it we had about 15 try to murder us… all at differnt times and some we killed some escaped but more kept coming and by murder I mean jump out and show themselves why driving. Had a full on ‘spider check’ b4 entering the car spots like the door handles, sun visor, anywhere that was easy to hide but easy to scare us like air vents… yes their legs would stick out and move in the vents. When driving my friend didn’t check the sun visor and she pulled it down to check her hair and one fell into her lap causing me to nearly smash into a oncoming car cos she jumped into my face/seat. That car was a nightmare I sold it, I warned the guy buying it for his wife cos I couldn’t not warn them…. I hope they somehow got rid of them
2026-08-09 03:57:26
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christina6607
Christina :
3rd option
2026-08-11 19:31:13
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modern.midnight
Modern Midnight :
I was driving in Australia (different side of car and road than im used to) when I put the shade down. a huntsman spider landed on my lap. It was almost an international incident
2026-08-09 03:40:31
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oconner1978
Jamie Smith 🚌 :
why are you recording this IN THE CAR!?
2026-08-09 01:42:36
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jess_loves_birds0274
Jess Baker :
Vehicle spiders... Notorious for disappearing and coming out right over your friggin head, to drop down in your line of sight and laugh in your face while we have a panic attack realizing that the fight or flight response that usually applies, turns into the biggest "F THIS" moment as we try not to kill ourselves or others by trying to stop the vehicle and get out of the vehicle. Yeah, been there a time or two... LOL!
2026-08-09 15:20:30
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homerun8005
user8330937213056 :
I fear you now need to move. it has your means of transportation and knows where you live.
2026-08-09 01:15:52
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cndrlagrl
Cndrlagrl :
Ranch baby DOES love Spider Man - I see a chance to be her hero. Just sayin.
2026-08-09 01:23:33
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gigimarie606
gigimarie606 :
Well ranch baby does command the spiders…the real question is what did you do now?
2026-08-09 01:49:03
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crysta127
Crystal :
This happened to me on the interstate doing 80. My wonderful daughter killed it and threw it out the window.....but not before I screamed and almost cried. I did manage to keep it on the road so kinda proud of that I guess
2026-08-09 17:01:44
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vonpaull
Yvonne Paull :
took a sip of this into the deep dark 3am hour!
2026-08-09 05:19:12
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