@crunkinacave: Millennial optimism

poopoopants :

you didn’t need to add the portland part we already knew that

kodz :

Worst day in 2013

Thiccbeanburritoboy :

You met trader joe

pais :

This couldn’t have possibly taken place anywhere else in the country

calliedoscope 🩺 :

Living in Portland Oregon feels like this 24/7

𝑀𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑒🍒 :

I bet you anything he probably had one of these on his car

Misa :

Is this my sign to move to Portland and open an exposed brick burger joint that does things a little different

Daisify :

This feels very Hollywood Trader Joe’s

Grace :

last month i woke up early on a Saturday, went to a farmers market, bought sourdough, and listened to mumford & sons on the way back home. felt very in tune w my whiteness that morning lmao

teresaurus_a :

I literally had this exact experience yesterday

Lydia :

oh this is peak millennial optimism

Garfield L’Zanya :

Same day Fox News probably reported that Portland is on fire

w3skuh | 🇵🇸 :

you should lead with that next story time

🦄🫧🧁 :

this is what I imagine the USA to be like

kimedieval :

god i wish this was me

yuoragoon :

Take me there take me there

sid :

carmen🍄 :

The millennial life you were promised 🙏

Crite Spranberry :

So you walked into 2014land

FIBONACCI <3 :

I have an interview for Trader Joe’s in two days. Hair down or in a man in, what do we think is most likely to get me hired?

𝓩𝓲𝓷𝓪 ꨄ :

had a feeling this was somewhere in portland when i first read this

Lil Fedora :

Start of an indie movie

Random_user428 :

I genuinely love millennials man

nikki ✮ :

the entire read through I was imagining this taking place at my local trader jo’s in portland and then low and behold