@couldbaret: She wouldn’t like me for my money, she would like me because I’m me :)

0ptical_prime :

I mean, statistically, she has to like someone, why can't it be me

Pure_tea :

nairi.com :

type of shit tyrion lannister would say unironically

🤷 :

Marry her bro shes the one

Ry00ne :

She would absolutely love me

koolcat_show :

This is totally something Hasan Piker would say, word for word lol

MrPisss :

She can sense I’m pure of heart

GubGub480 :

I have a little bit of motion and sauce so obviously she likes me

Ploo :

No she actually does like me

abegail 🌱🌻 :

im pure of heart so she obviously loves

BuildChef :

This guy? Yea, he’s whimsical af.

Eman_ganga :

Captain save a…

a_xan :

It’s easy if ur the dj

JonnyX3 :

Used to work with a dude that tried to “save” a stripper he thought she actually liked him was hilarious breaking it down for him

gyaruappreciator :

i can fix her situation bro, shes different from everyone else

thukela :

Bro is me and is bro

Bruno Bertini :

Cuz u have a pure heart and good intentions

Cameron :

she said she really likes me but doesn't want to ruin our friendship

⌖ :

Bro ain’t Podrick Payne

Mrbittykat 𒉭 :

This… this actually works

Clark :

A stripper liked my dad.

millyhousend :

Real talk: what kind of people do strippers actually end up dating? Or marrying?

LolaHoney :

no dude. strippers dont like anyone who comes to the club.