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mrunc_1 :
And the husband said unto his wife, “Behold, I have given thee a tenth of all mine earnings, as it is written. What more dost thou seek? For the remaining nine parts have been appointed unto bills, groceries, gas, and the keeping of this household. 😂 Therefore, let thy purse rejoice in the portion thou hast received, and trouble me not again until payday.” 💰🤣
2026-08-17 14:13:37
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gracemercy011 :
And the husband replied, Verily, verily, I say unto thee: silver and gold have I none. My wallet is barren, and my bank account liveth in the valley of insufficient funds.
2026-09-24 02:00:03
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They call me Pop Pop :
And straightway thy husband saith unto thee, “Wherefore hast thou done with the shekels which thou hadst yesternight? Didst thou not set aside thy shekels? Behold, this seemeth to be thine own adversity.”
2026-08-10 20:20:13
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Tracy :
I have never ran so fast to the comments!!! 😂😂😂
2026-09-25 02:14:33
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Servant Chiniah Pitts :
verily verily as I looketh upon these comments, my belly over floweth with laughter that maketh the soul merry😂😂😂
2026-08-29 13:42:35
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Adorable Sunshine(TinaEze) :
Verily verily I say unto the commenters thou hast filled my heart with gladness nd my mouth with laughter 😂🤣🤣
2026-09-27 01:22:37
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Ginger Snap Squad :
Thus spake her husband unto her: "Hearken unto me, O woman of great desires: Silver and gold have I none; such as I have, I give thee, which is a warm hug and the login to thy father's Netflix. Thus, it was written that thy cart at Amazon was cleared but three days past, yet thy purse crieth out in hunger once more. For lo, the balance of the checking account hath fallen into deep tribulation, and the lord of the household is currently surviving on bread, water, and prayer until the next payday. Amen."
2026-09-26 11:23:47
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The Living Word of God :
Verily, verily, we have been smitten by the mighty hosts of credit card companies, yea, those evil overlords who lurk in the shadows with calculators in their hands and interest rates sharper than a two‑edged sword. And lo, though I strive with all diligence to provide coin for the household bills, my purse is now as empty as the widow’s barrel of meal, and my bank account resembleth the valley of dry bones. For the overlords have laid upon us fees, and charges, and smitings, and yea, even “minimum payments,” which are a snare unto my soul. I wouldst gladly bring thee silver and gold, but alas, the only treasure I possess is a handful of receipts and a prayer that the Lord might rebuke these financial Philistines. Therefore, let not thy heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid, for though the debt giants roar, we shall yet overcome them with wisdom, patience, and perhaps a well‑timed balance transfer. Until that day, receive this humble epistle as a token of my love, my honesty, and my desire that thou laugh rather than weep at our present misfortune, for even in the land of overdraft and despair, thou remainest my joy and my crown.
2026-09-02 12:41:14
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Rose :
And the husband will reply: silver and gold have I none but abundant LOVE that the Lord bestoweth unto me I give thee, come thee into my chamber
2026-09-27 07:24:54
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Ayanas Sweet Celebration 🩷 :
Someone in the comments said shekels!…I almost died🤣🤣🤣😂
2026-09-26 11:31:00
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Consolation Shilubane :
Husband, verily I say unto thee, behold, my purse is empty, and my needs are many. Thou shalt therefore release the silver from thy possession and place it into my hands, lest I cry unto the Lord concerning thy stinginess. 😂😂😂
2026-09-25 14:36:28
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Christ Sons I.T. Seminary :
I'm not even reading any other comment... "The defense rests."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-09-22 16:54:09
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Heidi Bower :
I'm imagining you guys laughing while typing such poetry. This is great though.
2026-09-16 20:42:37
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Graehem :
This level of creativity cannot be ignored. 😂😂😂
2026-09-21 18:39:01
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Hon REHEMAH MUJOMA :
And behold, the comments are exceedingly wonderful; yea, the words are clothed in such beauty and grace, that even he who is denied may depart satisfied, rejoicing in the sweetness of the language wherein the denial was spoken.
2026-09-27 08:36:39
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Gemini :
id rather have Jesus than silver and gold. Kirk Franklin version
2026-08-11 18:57:21
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realllegion :
including myrrh n sapphire thou bring'eth..🤣
2026-09-27 13:59:24
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gracemercy011 :
And the husband said, my wife, ask and it shall be given unto thee—but ask not of me this day. For my paycheck hath departed, my bills have multiplied, and not one shekels remaineth in my handth
2026-09-24 02:03:59
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gracemercy011 :
“And he said unto her, ‘My beloved, thy petition hath come before mine ears. Yet I have looked upon mine account, and lo, it is desolate and void; and darkness is upon the face of my balance.’”
2026-08-11 19:14:53
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mrunc_1 :
“And the husband answered, ‘Behold, woman, thy calculations are swift, but thy math is suspect. For didst thou not also say, “What is mine is mine, and what is thine is mine”? Therefore, according to the ancient covenant, I shall require a full accounting of the household blessings. 😂📖 And lo, there was much negotiating at the kitchen table.
2026-10-02 01:16:04
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A-Rae :
Husband: Behold, look upon the wagon of the Amazon, for it is the cause that thy purse is empty of silver and gold.
2026-08-11 15:34:26
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insight_nene :
The comments did not disappoint. 🤭
2026-08-10 23:13:59
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read artwork | connor :
as it is written in Hefunds 7:24-7
2026-08-11 19:42:55
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April Davis :
My husband hearken unto thy wife... My account runneth low...but thy pockets runneth deep...Sendeth me some coins...Least peace depart from thy kingdom😂😂
2026-08-10 23:59:01
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