@cjanae._: She didn't even give them time to throw a lil onesie on her first!😩 #birth #laboranddelivery #newbornbaby #momhumor #abcxyz

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chrisstrawley
Chris Strawley :
She ordered DoorDash at 9 cm 😂😂😂😂
2026-08-11 01:25:29
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rbnrlyrn
rbnrly :
she drinking like she woke up in the middle of the night 😭
2026-08-10 16:17:35
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riki_ndacty
Riki Regina :
She drinking like she gave birth to herself 🤣
2026-08-10 20:18:18
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user1104288071803
24788543 :
“Somebody get me a cold one that was a hell of a ride.”
2026-08-10 19:36:42
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oribba
olive :
It’s because they freaking starve us the entire labor!! 😂
2026-08-10 15:48:13
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jo.liv25
liv :
she’s chugging that mf🤣
2026-08-10 16:01:03
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sing_taryn_swing
Taryn Newborne :
Homegirl called ahead and preordered that bottle! 😂
2026-08-10 18:22:24
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foreverchanel20
Forever Chanel :
Moving day is exhausting. You're usually thirsty and hungry when it's finally over. 😓
2026-08-10 17:02:39
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royalduchess3
royalduchess3 :
I wanna know how much they charged you for bottle service?!?!😂😳
2026-08-12 10:11:05
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athome_natalie
Natalie Krieger :
And she taking deep gulps 😭
2026-08-10 15:39:03
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witchybinx4
Tor.Tor_24 :
She said “mmm mmm today drained me”
2026-08-10 17:00:17
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lidiamariiee
LidiaMariiee :
She realized she’s reborn and needed a stiff drink 😭
2026-08-10 17:01:37
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baby_breadcrumbs
baby_breadcrumbs :
Was this for hypoglycemia? Generally a newborn wouldn’t be bottle fed immediately like that.
2026-08-10 20:48:53
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sugarsweetri
rileyyy :
my son was exactly the same 8lb 9oz and had his first bottle with his dad before i even laid eyes on him🫠🤣
2026-08-12 09:52:04
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caljonesreviewsit
Caljones813 :
That baby worked that hard in there 😂😂
2026-08-12 08:46:37
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bjorn_lud
bjorn_again :
first feed should be colostrum from the mother. immunity starts here
2026-08-12 09:34:25
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jessicalynnwells
⭐️Jessica⭐️ :
If her first latch was on you, you'da lost your damned nipples👀
2026-08-11 04:17:36
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yes.kea1
yes.kea :
how do they know that they have to suck a bottle
2026-08-12 09:43:54
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nance.nancy
Nance Nancy :
She redeemed her free bday drink on the birth app 😂
2026-08-10 21:38:31
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itsjonra
𝐌𝐎𝐎. :
“Perhaps blanket for the baby?” “Perhaps NOT. I’ll have a fresh bottle, smothered in warmth. And lots and lots of nutrients.”
2026-08-10 23:51:24
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zazicooks
zazicooks :
“It’s like a reward”😭
2026-08-11 03:08:06
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