Clarissa Lynn
Region: US
Monday 10 August 2026 17:25:58 GMT
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mkay :
I asked my husband and he said “Idk if I can come up with ten but the main ones are you hate the government and men in authority…”
2026-08-10 18:46:38
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Leighton :
Easily distracted by K-9 unit 😭😭
2026-08-10 20:08:15
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angelicariley8 :
My partner told me to get off the couch and when I did, my knees started popping. She said “that sounded like ten to me” 😭
2026-08-11 00:22:31
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Zazzles54321 :
My husband said “I don’t know honey. I think you’re fit for war” (I’m an 8 year Marine Corps veteran).
2026-08-11 01:02:24
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BrittanyG84 :
Well, Clarissa…he explained it all
2026-08-11 01:13:48
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Redic'sgirl :
my husband just said id be too busy looking at flowers on the battlefield 🤣🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-12 03:44:39
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ReeOfSunshine☀️ :
I lost it at “can’t ride passenger” because honestly same 😂😂😂
2026-08-12 03:44:07
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Not your business :
Mine said, "you'd get kicked out in basic for yelling back at a drill sergeant."
2026-08-10 21:24:50
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Britt :
My husband said because I wouldn’t be able to go on Reddit and that was only #2
2026-08-12 04:03:58
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_mykee_b :
I lost it at “this feels like a trap” but then he immediately had a list ready 💀💀💀
2026-08-10 19:22:53
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✨ Tara ✨ :
Wait, am I Clarissa?
2026-08-11 11:30:46
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Stephanie :
My husband just responded with “1-10 you’re mentally unstable and you don’t like being told what to do” 🙄😂😂😂
2026-08-10 21:15:15
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Brittany :
5’4 asthma and anxiety are the only valid reasons on his list. 🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-10 18:33:23
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Rebekah Adams :
I asked my husband and he said "the list would be shorter if you asked why I think you can go to war" 😂💀
2026-08-11 00:52:55
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Debi :
Those answers were FANTASTIC 😂
2026-08-11 09:58:08
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Megan :
In high school when they would call to recruit my dad answered the phone saying “you don’t want her. She’s mean in the morning. She’ll yell back when she gets yelled at too.” He’s not wrong. Haha
2026-08-10 23:09:43
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Elizabeth✨ :
The last three he was running out of nice ways to say it and wrote it bluntly🤣
2026-08-11 04:55:44
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Brianna :
Getting distracted by the K-9 unit is soooo valid because same
2026-08-10 18:44:35
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Max⁹⁷ :
the way he ranked legit reasons like asthma and anxiety lower than “would abandon tactics if a man pissed you off” 😂
2026-08-11 01:45:33
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Katrina :
my husband said I cant pay attention long enough before wandering off 😂
2026-08-10 18:56:49
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Maeve :
My husband is former military, so he hit below the belt 🤣 1. Out of shape. 2. Prior injuries. 3. Medication dependence. 4. ADHD. 5. Too quirky. 6. Stubborn. 7. Anti-authoritarian. 8. Would commit war crimes. 9. Rage. 10. Too lazy.
2026-08-11 00:59:10
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Cora Murphy :
Honestly fair
2026-08-11 15:09:08
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KidMackenzie🇺🇦🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 :
🤣 my husband says he can't come up with 10 "you're pretty fit for war....if I had to choose it would be your attitude...so like if insubordination could be all 10." 🤣
2026-08-12 01:09:25
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DevmarieLoyd📚📚📚 :
Reading these to my husband and he pipes off "I'm just saying I'd give you to the enemy for a couple hours and they would agree to peace if I would take you back" apparently I'm a pain the ass 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️
2026-08-11 04:53:45
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👻🦇Anna🦇👻 :
Well that didn’t go like I thought it would 😂😂😂
2026-08-10 22:25:30
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