Des Bishop
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Monday 10 August 2026 21:19:00 GMT
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Matt :
But what if my kids see the pineapple on pizza?
2026-08-11 03:46:29
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bannedcatsofinsta :
So many people here are not getting the metaphor or even the point, and he’s spelling it out extremely clearly.
2026-08-11 01:08:24
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Sebastian Arce :
Pineapple and jalapeño Hawaiian slaps every time
2026-08-11 02:20:14
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Titus :
I love smart comedians
2026-08-10 23:56:08
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Gnome Depot :
im 90 percent convinced that most people who dislike pinapple on pizza never tried it
2026-08-11 12:52:51
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Montgolious III :
I totally respect that someone might not like sweet with savoury, but if you're eating pork with apple sauce, turkey with cranberry sauce, lamb with redcurrant sauce, duck with cherries/plum/orange, etc. and you turn your nose up at ham with pineapple like there is something unnatural about it then that's a you problem.
2026-08-11 07:36:01
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Paqman🇨🇦 :
the Hawaiian pizza was invented in Ontario Canada
2026-08-10 23:20:40
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Conscious Creation :
it tastes good but it's a texture thing for me.
2026-08-14 15:25:15
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Goobersniper🇦🇺 :
Wait until you try beetroot on a burger🤣🤣🤣
2026-08-10 22:28:58
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mr.rod_valencia :
This reminds me of that episode of Schitt's Creek when David explains the gender/sex spectrum using different types of wine and labels. Beautiful.
2026-08-11 01:18:51
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VikingInLdn :
As a gay man and someone who like pineapple on my pizza, I love this! 🥰
2026-08-11 14:57:55
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itsajoething :
Or they have tried it, love it and want it all the time. But they’re afraid that everyone will judge them like they use to.
2026-08-10 23:05:04
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Mystalope 🇨🇦🇬🇧 :
This is fucking brilliant. And waaaay over the head of maga ;)
2026-08-11 01:24:26
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Eddie's Bucket Emporium :
I started my life eating pineapple AND honey on pizza. winning combo.
2026-08-18 06:52:28
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The Big G :
As a pizzafarian, I can confirm that our lord and saviour, Cheeses Crust, welcomes all pizza lovers.
2026-09-05 23:33:14
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Xylophonia :
And no one is forcing others to eat pineapple on their pizza.
2026-08-15 18:19:41
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RandyTerry420 :
Fucking brilliant!
2026-08-21 06:16:26
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Giant Steps II :
Typical "alpha male" statement: "I can't stand the idea of two men getting busy with each other. Now, excuse me while I go watch this UFC match."
2026-08-12 16:29:01
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Chris Hawkins :
THANK YOU!
2026-08-16 21:22:49
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CustomCreation :
Tomato is a fruit and so is pineapple.
2026-08-11 03:20:52
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Ongoing Rose :
This is an amazingly written joke
2026-08-14 02:59:59
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BeniTora :
It's funnier when you think about the fact that pepperoni is also technically not suppose to be on pizza. It's an American contraption. Pepperoni isn't even Italian or put on their pizzas
2026-08-11 13:16:27
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richw933 :
The best explanation of homophobia ever!
2026-08-11 18:39:04
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mixolosopher :
Could someone just remind all the commenters that this whole routine is an analogy for homophobia and not actually about putting pineapple on a pizza??
2026-08-15 10:20:24
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