btw someone 3D printed this and sent it to me in the mail and every time I see it I die laughing 💀
2026-08-10 22:06:14
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Andrew K :
one couch. two couch. brown couch. beige couch.
2026-08-10 22:48:53
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Meg :
Did JD Vance call your store?
2026-08-10 22:43:09
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ari_fearless :
"wife wants beige 😔" poor brown couch man
2026-08-10 22:18:03
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Ottosnores :
This is a bobs burgers episode
2026-08-10 22:37:13
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Kat :
you said brown couch so many times it stopped sounding like English words 😂😂😂
2026-08-10 22:07:14
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shilohrs :
brown couch 😀 brown couch 😔brown couch 💸brown couch 🤷♀️
2026-08-10 22:05:36
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sal⁷🍉🌀🔆🚦 :
i LOVE that they were saying Brown Couch as if that was the couch’s name
2026-08-10 22:20:08
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Crookshanks178 :
Brown Couch is actually the couch's full government name.
2026-08-10 22:25:40
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Bloey7233 :
You should have told him you already had a beige couch so you dont need brown couch 😂
2026-08-10 22:22:17
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amber_alert82 :
Brown couch, brown couch, what do you see?
2026-08-18 00:37:35
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SleepingSloth333 :
I want a brown couch for $100 :o
2026-08-24 06:19:21
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mothermergle :
“I bought brown couch” feels a lot like “I have purse”
2026-08-11 14:37:11
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Gamer23434 :
Wonder if there'll ever be a day when the "furniture store I used to work at" will also close like Party City and we finally get a name
2026-08-10 23:10:50
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Larz :
oh man when brown couch discovers facebook marketplace he’s gonna lose his mindddd lmao
2026-08-10 22:41:13
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Hannah Marie📚 :
“Blue chair” I’m good at this game
2026-08-12 20:12:42
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june :
I work at a bakery also serving coffee and sandwitches. my fav convo so far
-apple
-excuse me?
-apple
2026-08-23 19:49:50
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Goldshark :
Not me thinking this was like a trigger phrase for a sleeper agent. "BROWN COUCH."
"Sir, what are you-"
"BROWN. COUCH."
"..Agent 44 Ready for instructions."
2026-08-11 04:45:30
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Ted Adams :
Brown couch doesn’t sound real anymore
2026-08-11 08:40:03
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Adam :
Glad we all knew the assignment
2026-08-11 02:44:34
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Katie :
ARE YOU STILL WORKING AT THE DIVE BAR??!? I’ve been dying to hear more stories. Bc you my friend, are the perfect dive bar candidate!!
2026-08-10 22:46:21
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tattooed.dad1585🇨🇦 :
poor guy sounds defeated
2026-08-11 11:40:49
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Jemini🏳️🌈 :
I work retail and people really just refuse to speak full sentences like adults. Had somebody ask me about soup. Like, would ONLY ask for soup. I was like "Canned? Fresh? Powdered?" And he just went "SOUP" so I just sent him off to the opposite end of the store cuz I unfortunately can't read minds and don't have superhuman levels of time and patience
2026-08-10 22:33:45
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Chelsie 🔻 :
Really weird post to see right before I get this brown couch
2026-08-11 02:43:14
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