@johnhumanrants: Today I talk about night walks. #rant #ranter #slimerant #ranttok #rantoftheday

☆ felt ★ :

dawg tryna lure me out 😭

Elle🩷 :

I love your videos! Where did you get your skin from?💖

Bingus the vampire :

Good idea john, this is something ive been pushing for decades!!

Boiled one :

Hey John human I’m also human

Anna-Micheal Taylor :

This is unironically the advice my old therapist gave me when I said I was scared to walk my dog at night. He said I was self absorbed to think anyone would kill, assault, or kidnap me, and that I should go on long walks alone at night until I stopped being scared. Instead I stopped seeing him.

Pink.Foolery :

I followed your very human advice and it started to fog while murmures of children could be heard in the background, is that normal ?

RoBot ;P (Singularity gf ♥︎) :

Wow John, I'll take one tonight! Thanks for erasing my fear!

Pickle Rick :

especially at the age of 13-21!

R B 2 :

wemmbi 👑 :

are you trying to bait us?

𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚛!! 🌿🫐 :

i AM paranoid, and youre making it worse. stop.

nyxxx.x_x :

crazy timing

MalLMBO :

that's a good point, John. you're so down to earth and humane

Mio (Bachira’s Version) :

“wouldn’t that be fun?”

T⦻bi :

Bro’s an expert in the field

brielle :

thanks this is really making me feel better

🤖🎀🧻Ph☆enix🧻🎀🤖 :

I would but im a woman 😳

sillyscribblemouse :

Seeing this on a night walk

*;D/Lois/🤍🩶🖤* :

ik you trying to get your dinner 😭💔