@nook4317: "SURE, HONEY, MOVE IN WITH US! SHE'LL PAY FOR EVERYTHING," I HEARD MY SON WHISPER, THINKING I WAS ASLEEP. FOR DAYS, HE AVOIDED ME, PLANNING IT ALL. MONDAY MORNING, HE SHOWED UP WITH HIS WIFE AND A MOVING TRUCK. WHEN THEY OPENED THE GATE, THEY FROZE IN SHOCK.