Dry Bar Comedy
Region: US
Tuesday 11 August 2026 15:00:28 GMT
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Taylor the Femmechinist :
I nearly got expelled for bringing a Leatherman to school in elementary
2026-08-12 03:02:48
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Saucemcgee :
People were so chill before 9/11
2026-08-12 02:18:21
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hannah :
This had to be before 1999💀
2026-08-11 16:31:36
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Amani :
The bus driver probably - “I don’t get paid enough to care just go sit down”
2026-08-12 03:11:01
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Juniper🫐 :
In 1st grade, I forgot to bring something for show and tell… so my mom reached in the back seat and handed me a ROAD FLARE…
2026-08-12 04:38:43
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Noah Sykes :
I brought a WW2 deactivated grenade my grandpa gave me to school. And like a whole swarm of police showed up. It was an interesting core memory.
2026-08-12 01:28:58
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Pro Artist/Amateur Gangster :
The “point it at meee” friggen SENT ME 😂😂😂
2026-08-12 12:55:42
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J as in Jonathan... :
In my head this was the bus driver.
2026-08-12 17:32:07
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connor18474627 :
I brought a copperhead snake in a jar to first grade at the request of my teacher. In my backpack….
2026-08-12 02:37:21
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Jaylon :
oh. thats nice sweetheart
2026-08-12 15:46:14
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aurorashadow_27 :
definately had to be in the 90s...
2026-08-11 23:07:10
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allison :
I live in a very rural area. tons of hunters. my daughters school felt the need to send us a letter at the beginning of kindergarten explaining that the kids can not bring in firearms, knifes, or dead animals. 😂 i literally laughed out loud because what?
2026-08-12 14:09:45
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DuramaxDuck :
I got 10 days iss for bringing a pocket knife didn’t pull it out or anything was in my jeans and got washed resource officer noticed the clip and stopped me like I had a bomb on me
2026-08-12 22:39:15
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High Plains Products :
The first time I realized that comedians could just make up a story was Bert’s “the machine” bit. The time I remembered that comedians could just make up a story was now.
2026-08-12 22:57:52
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Cody Moore :
This dude was so funny. It’s hard core religious turn was unexpected
2026-08-12 22:56:32
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kimm_041 :
My son got suspended because a special needs child looked at his half eaten rice krispy treat and said look it’s a gun. And he said yeah a gun. Out for 3 days.
2026-08-12 22:59:20
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May ✨ :
Okay Jeremy, pop off or whateva
2026-08-11 20:44:26
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Miranda :
Lowkey, if that bus driver looked at you he was tired of all the kids and hoping you’d do it….because he didn’t stop you.
2026-08-11 16:21:34
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AdrielCantu_365 :
Technically, He did have the Talking Stick.
2026-08-12 02:58:36
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Judas :
Back in the 1900s when bringing weapons to school was a diffrent vibe.
2026-08-12 17:22:15
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Joshua Fennell :
Why was everyone leaving loaded guns just laying in drawers when we were kids?😂
2026-08-12 01:05:46
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willtingle :
tbh, I was picturing it wrong. I thought it was going to be a rifle and you were going to have it slung across your back
2026-08-11 19:10:30
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5&6Garage :
Bus driver was like "do it" 🤣
2026-08-12 02:22:26
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☠️THE GRIMM FAMILY☠️ :
2nd grade i emptied the kitchen knives into my backpack including the cleaver and showed somebody under the desk and he ratted me out and they thought those were my early warning signs😂😂
2026-08-12 05:06:25
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