@boggsthebarbarian: Aight kid, if ya never been on El Toro at Six Flags Great Adventure in Jackson New Jersey, buckle ya seatbelt… actually, don’t bother, that lap bah’s about ta introduce ya ta gravity personally. Ya spend fuh-evah climbin’ that lift hill, lookin’ out ovah Jersey thinkin’, “This ain’t so bad.” Then BOOM! Ya get tossed ovah a 176-foot drop like ya just skipped ya cah payment. Seventy miles an hour? Buddy, that’s wicked fast. Then comes the airtime. I’m tellin’ ya, ya butt leaves the seat so many times ya start wonderin’ if the ride’s tryna evict ya. Every hill just launches ya right back into the sky. It’s less like ridin’ a roller coaster and more like gettin’ repeatedly punched by happiness. The turns? Forget about it. This bull don’t care if ya ready or not. It throws ya left, right, back, and forth while the wooden track sounds like it’s held togethah with Dunkin’ napkins and pure confidence. By the time ya hit the brakes, ya hair’s a mess, ya voice is gone, ya legs forgot how ta work… and the only thing ya can think is, “Kid… we’re goin’ again.” El Toro ain’t just a roller coaster… it’s a full-blown Boston-style beatdown, and I freakin’ love it.

Chris :

My phone flew off this ride

Toni ❤️‍🔥🌈 :

By far the most accurate depiction of El Toro. I remember going to the park when it first came out and I fell in love with the pain 🤣

spiderschnider :

Bro on the first drop

idontcarefatty :

OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYY GOHHDDDDDDDD

unknown༻ :

bro isn’t aloud to scream at home💔

danelyze <3 :

me after this ride every time

Cynthia 🐶🌺💜 :

I went on it once 20 years ago I felt like I was going to fall off that shit NEVER AGAIN !!!

Lyric 1205 :

Back row is the beat

crsamedia :

Look how genuinely insane Bakunawa looks

Walter Gonzalez Avilés :

What do you do to record without problems?

tiffanyrella :

You sound like Seth Rogen 😂

Aaryn🩵💕 :

I literally felt the whole ride…..the turns at the end hurt so bad 🤣🤣🤣

Natasha Colangelo :

This mfer knocked my ponytail crooked

ᨳଓ :

I can feel the roughness

🍁🎃👻 :

honeyj440 :

The guy screaming 😂😂😂😂😂

Amanda Hull :

I thought i was going to pass out I was there Monday it. was. insane!

b e l l a ‘🐇 🧁 :

why are typing like that in ur caption “ay kid if ya never been on el toro in six flags lemme tell ya sum.”

therealjharvey :

That's El "MF" Toro!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

alec 123 :

🤣🤣

ChillWillJohns :

It is THAT MUCH FUN!!!!

Matt Beckoff :

Was this today??? It kept breaking down and w didn’t get a chance to ride it today.

Spiritual Alchemist :

Had to hit my inhaler after this ride no joke! It literally took the breath right out of me! Never again! I was banged up bad 😂

Kristen Renee 🆘 🇺🇸 💙💙 :

I swear I dislocated a vertebrae on this damn ride.

daniel Squared :

Had the same reaction and I’ve ridden that ride many times something was weird about it today