@secretary.rant: Maybe the paramedics are just clowns on the side. That would explain it. // Bg credit: @Wen Daily Life #rant #animalhospital #yogurtbowl #asmr #ranter
I think it’s kinda like Tetris they stack the patients
2026-08-12 00:08:09
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Security :
EXACTLY like, do they pile everyone on top of each other?? do they all lay on the floor??
2026-08-11 22:26:07
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💖🍵Ralsei!/luna :
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT REAL AMBULANCES OH MY GOD😭😭
2026-08-11 23:12:24
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Pirate :
they fold the patients I seent them doin it
2026-08-11 22:31:29
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2017 Honda Accord LX :
well theres usually seats on the sides of the vehicle, counting the bed, more than 6 or 7 people can fit inside an ambulance, here is a F550 ambulance interior
2026-08-12 04:21:34
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chick2K1LL :
speaking of the paramedics, DO THEY DO ANYTHING BEFORE THEY GET TO THE HOSPITAL??? HALF THE TIME THEYRE STILL ON FIRE WHEN THEY GET HERE WHY DONT THEY HAVE ANYTHING???
2026-09-21 17:37:08
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Xio the weirdo XD :
“yeah, it’s pretty big but not big enough to fit 6 PATIENTS AND LIKE 5 PARAMEDICS? ugh.. it’s so confusing..”-🤍🩵🐱
2026-08-11 22:45:34
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cass ▀▄▀▄ :
They have a secret storage inside of the ambulance
2026-08-12 03:17:40
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⭐️~{EVIL POLLUX}~⭐️ :
and then some are on fire. like did they just sit there on fire the whole time
2026-08-12 01:45:27
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ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ ᥎і᥊ᥱᥒ ♡s һіs 𝖿/᥆s ⋆.˚ :
Paramedic mention👀👀👀
2026-08-12 01:15:06
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United States of America :
yeah theres no way.. I've been in one. (hospitalized)
2026-08-17 01:40:06
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☆⟡Carl rantz ☆⟡ :
twin,do they just…throw up eachother?…or do they just……fuse into one like fricking obsidian and infuse-
2026-08-11 22:31:57
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jenny ♥︎s facty!!!! 🥹 :
hi, blue intern here, when I rode in one, the paramedics arranged us like Tetris blocks and then put themselves up front
2026-08-13 03:41:38
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Child Psychologist ⟩⟩ 🐾🏥 :
Wait I've never actually noticed that...can..can we ask paramedic? do they have an answer to this?
2026-08-12 00:26:54
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𓂃 ࣪˖ Simon! ˖࣪ ࣪𓂃 :
i have some to the conclusion that it's just a patient pile cause there's no way 6 patients can fit in there..
2026-08-11 22:38:03
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lilytheflowerzombie :
they stack the patients on my pocket dimension and they float in there until the paramedics pull em out I'd know bc I'm a driver of an ambulance
2026-08-12 01:15:58
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𝑁𝑖𝑚𝑏𝑢𝑠 :
I mean if you're dealing with living slime, shadow demons, ghosts, and skinwalkers, a little reality manipulation isn't really out of the picture
2026-08-12 05:56:06
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𖤓🪲 bugz.n_beetlez 🪲𖤓 :
Tetris
2026-08-11 22:39:14
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𝒄𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒂//𝒑𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚 ꒰🍋꒱ :
all the patients actually work as clowns when they aren't getting attacked by anomalies
2026-08-12 00:53:42
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💚💙🩵Talo rantz🩵💙💚 :
is this in animal hospital?
2026-08-12 06:47:30
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°ʚ🎀ɞ°mitsukii ♡'s nurse ⋆🐶° :
For real! Its also stupid when they only need a thermometer when there is a literal anomaly attack!! Just buy it yourself 😒
2026-08-25 23:58:19
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Ron from accounting :
they SHOVE them in there. they probably don't feel any more pain than they're in. so they just. shove
2026-08-12 20:05:14
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🇻🇦TheCourtJester🇻🇦 :
“ITS A CLOWN MOTEL, ITS FULL OF CLOWNS!”
2026-08-12 04:19:19
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Cranialfog :
They become one with the van
2026-08-11 22:29:13
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PeakFandomFreak☆CleanCourtCeo :
as someone who was in one, I STILL DONT KNOW.
2026-08-12 00:44:14
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