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togolais100
Roi Panpou Gaskui 🇹🇬🇺🇸 :
why did i understand all this
2026-08-12 01:04:18
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tictockticktocker
Caelarion :
Corporate America is just people saying nonsense to one another while everyone else nods along in agreement.
2026-08-12 17:00:10
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briand948
Brian D :
What did he say?
2026-08-12 02:11:25
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jyk9888
JYK98 :
I’ll join the call just to chime in with “Right, right”. 😂
2026-08-11 23:51:53
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eu060204
EU🇺🇸|🇲🇩 :
I never shy away from saying "now give me the bottom line, plain and simple". Oooh!! They don't like me 🤣🤣
2026-08-15 04:00:15
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revertank
Rever :
To translate: people got greedy on an idea and now it doesn’t look so good, time to back out and make sure we can identify profits. Cut labor and increase revenu before people find out we fucked up
2026-08-14 18:08:35
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thegoon590
TheGoon :
but if you seriously said this in a senior meeting you would be thrown out the door or possibly the window.🤣
2026-08-31 23:16:28
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paulyzmwwvq
Pauly C. :
Corporate is nauseating
2026-08-12 16:11:57
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chawal.insan0
Chawal.Insan :
This is a language from an alternative games of thrones
2026-08-12 01:47:27
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mentoclem
Jamin Clem :
We're still boiling the ocean today
2026-08-12 20:59:12
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rollthevice
Chad :
i hate that this translates to layoffs lmao
2026-08-13 02:12:30
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vichendricks69
VicHendricks :
I want to see just how far someone can get into white collar work using nothing but jargon and no actual work
2026-08-14 00:36:59
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dirtydanthedm
ChetMcStet :
This isn’t even jargon lol
2026-08-13 19:33:24
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thatfnmikeguy
thatmikeguy :
so all in on semiconductors? got it
2026-08-12 16:25:10
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davidtratar1
davidtratar1 :
“Boiling the ocean!” Again??? How about throwing cash into a beach bonfire?
2026-08-13 22:58:53
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vativastores
Vativa Stores :
i know this is acting but i feel disgusted.
2026-08-13 18:46:12
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andyzytas
andyzytas :
This is actually what we hear on the news… Word for word from analysts.
2026-08-12 15:25:02
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marigold_763
marigold76 :
Corporate language seems to be politically correct conversations :-)
2026-08-13 22:36:15
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fourtour142
lo$ttour :
thanks for reminding me, I need to roll over my Roth ira into my treasury bonds
2026-08-12 15:07:52
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tricateral_commission
The Tricateral Commission :
Are they saying they were writing checks their ass couldn’t cash?
2026-08-13 16:51:33
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dr.dexplainsstuff
Dr. D Explains Stuff :
The labor market is soft so we will need liquidity. We are going to need to reevaluate performance targets
2026-08-12 00:05:07
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united.unmute
United Unmute :
can we touch base
2026-09-24 15:52:23
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bnjiggy
Bn'Jiggy (Wit it) Tv :
Hmmm hmm
2026-09-07 20:11:26
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thelost_islander
Kris :
I hate that I understood this
2026-08-18 21:19:08
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user8956821777622
user8956821777622 :
Funny
2026-08-12 00:44:45
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