@everycorporatever: Bullish on nothing but my own confidence 📈 At least my paycheck doesn't need diversifying when I pull it early with Deel. @Deel corporate jargon, finance humor, work memes, office life, meetings
Corporate America is just people saying nonsense to one another while everyone else nods along in agreement.
2026-08-12 17:00:10
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Brian D :
What did he say?
2026-08-12 02:11:25
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JYK98 :
I’ll join the call just to chime in with “Right, right”. 😂
2026-08-11 23:51:53
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EU🇺🇸|🇲🇩 :
I never shy away from saying "now give me the bottom line, plain and simple". Oooh!! They don't like me 🤣🤣
2026-08-15 04:00:15
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Rever :
To translate: people got greedy on an idea and now it doesn’t look so good, time to back out and make sure we can identify profits. Cut labor and increase revenu before people find out we fucked up
2026-08-14 18:08:35
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TheGoon :
but if you seriously said this in a senior meeting you would be thrown out the door or possibly the window.🤣
2026-08-31 23:16:28
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Pauly C. :
Corporate is nauseating
2026-08-12 16:11:57
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Chawal.Insan :
This is a language from an alternative games of thrones
2026-08-12 01:47:27
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Jamin Clem :
We're still boiling the ocean today
2026-08-12 20:59:12
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Chad :
i hate that this translates to layoffs lmao
2026-08-13 02:12:30
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VicHendricks :
I want to see just how far someone can get into white collar work using nothing but jargon and no actual work
2026-08-14 00:36:59
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ChetMcStet :
This isn’t even jargon lol
2026-08-13 19:33:24
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thatmikeguy :
so all in on semiconductors? got it
2026-08-12 16:25:10
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davidtratar1 :
“Boiling the ocean!” Again??? How about throwing cash into a beach bonfire?
2026-08-13 22:58:53
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Vativa Stores :
i know this is acting but i feel disgusted.
2026-08-13 18:46:12
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andyzytas :
This is actually what we hear on the news… Word for word from analysts.
2026-08-12 15:25:02
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marigold76 :
Corporate language seems to be politically correct conversations :-)
2026-08-13 22:36:15
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lo$ttour :
thanks for reminding me, I need to roll over my Roth ira into my treasury bonds
2026-08-12 15:07:52
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The Tricateral Commission :
Are they saying they were writing checks their ass couldn’t cash?
2026-08-13 16:51:33
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Dr. D Explains Stuff :
The labor market is soft so we will need liquidity. We are going to need to reevaluate performance targets
2026-08-12 00:05:07
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United Unmute :
can we touch base
2026-09-24 15:52:23
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Bn'Jiggy (Wit it) Tv :
Hmmm hmm
2026-09-07 20:11:26
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Kris :
I hate that I understood this
2026-08-18 21:19:08
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user8956821777622 :
Funny
2026-08-12 00:44:45
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