@versojobs: #corporate #skit #workhumor #funny #artificialintelligence

Denis Cociorva :

Executive Executor of Strategic Strageties

P Ellis :

As a grunt worker who unintentionally got promoted high enough to be part of these meetings I’ve realized that no one actually knows what they are actually doing.

BadgalCherry 🇯🇲🇳🇬 :

You CAN

ImColdBore :

Gotta love a meeting full of buzzwords and not a single actionable item.

Billy :

WHY ARE THEY ALWAYS FIGHTING A BURP

FlyingPheasantOfficial :

My old boss once said “let’s not find the needle in the haystack, let’s make the haystack out of needles” and everyone nodded “mm yes yes that’s right” dear god

SmokeEater :

Corporate jargon makes my blood boil

Kyle Tatum760 :

I’d rather be killed by 1,000 rats in a locked room

Lugubrious Larry :

I’ve never heard people talk soooo much without saying a damn thing

Lewis :

There offices are all next to each other by the way, they go on zooms to maximise their workflow output for shareholder appreciation

Antony Cole :

Charles is larping out of his mind

meg 🍑 :

you can

neroin666 :

everybody bald and evil

🦍 :

they always are bald 😭

Japatronic :

Studying business and IT with specialization in AI and I feel called out. Most of the buzzwords used are taught there

Kelly S :

Pick and roll 🤢

notthetinaturner :

Today’s “you can” was quite mild. Is Charles ok?

Johnny :

corporate is just highschool but with 6 figures

professorattire :

real quick let's synergize a methodology to supersede previous quarters metrics

Melodious Monk :

"Not to be the quicksand in the quarry."😂😂😂

Big Tex Jay :

Ricardo Ricky :

Why and how do ppl act like this.

Em :

I had a big girl job right after college and all it taught me is that literally everyone is just making shit up as they go, like literally everyone