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thekhalsalion
Simron :
I did this when I was armorer
2026-08-12 02:22:40
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hello0perator
Hello Operator :
I once tucked a $10 in the chamber and attempted to turn my rifle in. GM2 pocketed the $10, said he found gear adrift in my chamber, and sent be back to the cleaning line.
2026-08-12 00:36:29
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canufuckendont
CanUDon’t :
I was this armorer
2026-08-15 04:48:45
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milk.motel
Ethan 7\ :
I would clean people's rifles as the armorer, mostly goofing off and listening to music in the armory when I said I'd "take inventory" and "fix paperwork"
2026-08-12 01:36:03
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randywells965
Randy Wells965 :
I had a supply clerk turn her m16 she cleaned it with baby oil
2026-08-12 04:57:04
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colton_96
cjc96 :
id buy a can of non-chlorinated brake cleaner or carb and choke cleaner and a can of wd 40. id waste the entire can of cleaner, it would breakdown and wash away any carbon or left over clp. then sprits it the entire gun with wd40 because the cleaner would make it look incredibly dry. then a quick wipe and it would pass. every time, less than 10 minutes cleaning. I was always first to leave the armory, or id make a few bucks cleaning a couple extra
2026-08-12 02:34:51
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cameraman03
Brian :
Brought my own bore cleaner and a star chamber brush a few times. I’ll be damned if CLP and a ran through cleaning kit was gonna get it done after a heavy range day
2026-08-12 23:30:32
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jamesgorman26
James Gorman :
our cooks ran their weapons through their commercial dishwasher. stripped the bluing off the guns, made em kinda look purple lol
2026-08-12 08:14:57
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jarvyk
Jarvyk :
the pepsi challenge mention is so funny
2026-08-12 00:39:59
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dadre69
deidre d :
The most hated job in the Army.
2026-08-12 01:22:31
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kingkongbunde
KingKongBunde :
you gotta do a cross over with Zach hazard and Mike for armorer vids
2026-08-12 19:18:53
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son_of_luis
Son_of_Luis :
As a 91F I wish my armorers did this vs taking any and every weapon in any condition
2026-08-12 02:09:30
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deez_cutz456
deez_cutz :
Armour always found extra duty in our BN
2026-08-12 22:46:44
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mikey_1213986
Mikey :
jokes on you I'll watch Netflix on my phone and clean that weapon all day.
2026-08-12 20:18:58
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pgw1941
W and Tucker :
When I was a green Butter Bar, the armorer took my weapon and said “I’ve been waiting for this moment” and then laughed like a hyena. 😂😂😂
2026-08-12 14:39:43
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jaejaerice
Jae Jae :
I was the supply specialist and armorer and my unit HATED range day inspections cause I have tiny fingers 😈
2026-08-12 02:15:02
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jimmy_from_the_block
Jim :
When I was Sgt-Maj transportation company, had this exact CQ.., and being the Sgt-Maj, of course I loved him 😬😬😬😬
2026-08-12 01:27:53
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sgblackjack
Mark Morgan :
Why does this hit so close to home even after being out since '93???? 😂😂😂
2026-08-12 16:31:59
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nobody_important.to_you
Banana man Bob :
nice to see you back on my page!!
2026-08-12 00:47:20
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soviman
Soviman :
Armorer always talkin about my "star chamber" like he has some disturbingly intimate knowledge of my anatomy. He could at least take me out to dinner at the DFAC first...
2026-08-12 01:47:34
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smaxnz1
Matt :
What do you think he smells like?
2026-08-12 03:18:17
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adventure.junky
Adventure Junky :
Its only clean when they're in the mood
2026-08-12 00:49:23
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ryandgstohl74
RyanD1274 :
Brake cleaner works wonders😉
2026-08-12 19:53:36
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