“I wasn’t impressed by Daenerys’s Dragons because they weren’t as big as Sam” Jon probably
2026-08-12 12:50:19
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Nasim :
Cat You Are the Father
2026-08-12 13:39:05
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Tom📉 :
Sam been in a prison camp in the artic for 3 years how tf is he still fat
2026-08-12 09:21:14
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Anna Mikulec :
His first impression of Robert was also that he’s fat lmao
2026-08-12 19:29:48
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jack :
“sam’s chins quivered” is still one of my favorites
2026-08-12 16:56:10
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DroopSnoottttt :
If only cat hadn’t rejected him all his life they could have talked shit about people together every day 💔
2026-08-12 18:39:15
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Sped :
90 percent of jons thoughts are just about how ugly he thinks people are
2026-08-12 21:12:36
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Luke :
he ALWAYS does this
2026-08-12 11:31:29
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Stasiek :
By the way Bran describes how fat Sam is the same was you can tell that they’re brothers
2026-08-12 10:36:53
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allionparas :
I laughed when he first saw sam and thought ”he was fattest man i’ve ever seen” or sum like that
2026-08-12 08:42:06
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Ultron Apologist :
Jon is legit Cat’s only child because why does he flame the fuck out of EVERYONE LMFAO
2026-08-12 17:43:18
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user7776714830478 :
Who Jon turns into every time he mentions Sam
2026-08-12 12:19:10
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kikajazz :
Imagine if he had been legitimate 😂😂
2026-08-13 05:12:06
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steven is average :
if there's one thing about grrm: if a character is fat he will let you know immediately and constantly
2026-08-12 20:04:57
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y3n :
being fat at the wall lowk just a built in blanket
2026-08-12 09:38:29
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𝕹𝖎𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖐𝖎🐅⛩️ :
That’s my 🐐
2026-08-13 03:16:11
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If ya nasty :
Sometimes I forget he's a 15 year old
2026-08-12 10:29:26
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🪳sabelle (brutus' babe) :
Cat's only son omg
2026-08-12 23:56:03
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Tss_Klns :
Truly Catelyn's son
2026-08-12 16:08:07
39
xRedLine :
Jon quite openly evaluates the appearance of other characters in the books. It's pretty funny. With Sam, it already looks like the jokes of best friends.
2026-08-12 12:35:30
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abby🍋 :
jon is lowkey the greg heffley of westeros
2026-08-12 21:23:03
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maia :
he brings up sams weight as much as cat brings up briennes ugliness and it kills me every single time 💀 like pls stop 😭
2026-08-12 18:34:19
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mamawriggles :
RIP John you would’ve loved Supersize vs Superskinny 💔
2026-08-12 16:41:22
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Tai :
he might as well be Catelyn’s bastard
2026-08-13 00:59:31
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JJ :
Sam aint even there in that scene he’s just thinking about allat
2026-08-13 01:13:24
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