@bhoepe: anyone have a similar experience? #fyp #shopping

Anabella :

is this a joke 😭

L. Jay Jones MD :

Is this rage bait?

tanyacarine :

Help you’re so funny

Sucker_Fish_42 :

I thought if it was under $900 it’s only a misdemeanor but anything over that was a felony 🤔

Just call me Tina :

Is this white privilege?

Lemon Rae :

Only Things You Needed Huh?! 🙃

Dirtyperc30 :

Your comment sections never fail to amaze me

gxiwnevrhowbtjsl :

Please I can’t tell if this was made in earnest or not

snargfargle 🍉 :

ma'am sir ma'am sir! 😂

Hummingbird Blossoms :

Also, they can track you with face recognition technology… Target, for sure, does this.. and once you get over the minimum limit for your state, they’ll grab you.. they will let you steal repeatedly until you hit that limit, then they’ll call the police with all the evidence of all the times and then you’re fucked………. Prior to facial recognition I got pretty good at lifting a few items here and there.. it was a thrill in my boring life….. but I refuse to anymore because I don’t wanna get arrested or loose my job..

it’s an (ana)gram :

“m’am sir, m’am sir” took me out

Anna Andersson :

bwahahaha!😂😂

bobbijo0978 :

Rage bait

Sue :

10FtGanjaPlant 🌴 :

Theft is theft

Nicole | Cast & Crew Market :

Ma’am / Sir… 😂😂😂😂

taydahtot :

Not the ma’am, sir 😅

gxiwnevrhowbtjsl :

Bffr rn

KWAY :

WTF?

Daya Nicole :

😂