@rawr_its_paige: That one time I accidentally showed the movers EXACTLY what I was packing. #storytime #story #storytelling #oops #embarrassing

ShatteredReality :

This may be a controversial statement because I realize that people have varying thoughts & opinions of her, but you remind me SO MUCH of Lena Dunham. She’s my second favorite celebrity ((second only to the magical & eternally unbeatable ✨Morgan Porterfield Freemanetc ✨)). Truly, the resemblance is uncanny- appearance, cadence, mannerisms, everything! 🖤

Michael Carter :

Just imagine the reaction security got what they watched to tape

GreenEyes88 :

They should have tipped you!! Haha. Dawwwww. I’m praying brighter days ahead darlin’. Sometimes we need these stories in life to ease the pain and just laugh. You will be ok. Focus on you! You deserve the best of the best! Bless you and your future ahead! The sky….,”And Moon” 🤪 are the answers!! Love you precious! Great story teller as well! Hugs! 💜🌷💜🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

memyselfandImean :

I was fresh out of the shower, fully naked and about 8 months pregnant. I realized my naughty dog had jumped the fence and went running to the front door to call her to come in before she wandered off. But she was deaf. So i needed her to see me. I ripped open the front door and started waving at her to come. Still fully naked. She didn’t see me so I took one step outside, she did see me then. And so did the mayor of our town who was out on a morning walk. He waved to me as I scrambled to get back inside. And he told his wife, who was my co-worker. And the wife told everyone at work that I flashed the mayor. Good times.

TMM2307 :

Hmm. Too late, but upon realizing pants were failing, I would have immediately stopped and thrown my butt against the wall. Then told the movers to take my goods or move on. So please go back in time and try this.

Lauren :

Your lore is endless. I love it!

Mely :

🤣 love your stories. fyi - my kids and I have been selecting oranges using the booty hole method for the last nine months or so. My 3rd grader started school this week and when he was given an orange at school, he said “ohh this is a GOOD ONE! It has a tight butt hole!” 🤦🏻‍♀️

chaoscoordinator :

Please tell me I’m not the only one who was thinking ashes right before she said clock 😂😂😂! I don’t know what’s wrong with me!

Sarah Kay :

not your cheech and chong I'm dying 😂

Amelie :

I laughed out loud. Now I feel required to tell you an embarrassing story about myself. 😂😂

Amie :

Cheech and Chong omg lol

Sarah Rants :

I assumed at first you were moving because of thw spider incident. 🤣

TheHauntedGardener :

oh bottom flash... that's worse than what I was thinking 😂 sorry this happened to you but it is pretty funny

jessicathomas5951 :

welp I guess Mom was right about that always wearing clean underwear 😂

Chip's Mama :

My husband is laying beside me sleeping as I try (unsuccessfully) to stifle my laughter. Girl..I would've died right then and there. poof. gone.

Amy :

I too have been betrayed by heavy pockets

terri.carpenter :

A long time ago, I wore a dress to work & couldn’t figure out why my boss kept staring at my chest (it wasn’t that remarkable). I left his office asap & went back to my own to figure it out, and it turns out that the dry cleaners had undone almost all of the buttons that were hidden on the top by some ruffles, so if I was standing with my arms down, it looked normal. But if I moved my arms to, for example, put them on my hips, the entire front gaped open in quite a NSFW kind of way. To this day I don’t know how I got through the rest of the day, or kept working for him for that matter. It was never discussed. So, in addition to always wearing pantaloons, I’ll add - always check the buttons!

Deb 🇨🇦 :

They probably talk about you all the time!

PennyG21 :

Awesome story, Paige! Also, I too moved in with my parents after leaving a long term relationship. It happens. Thankful for my folks.

💙 Listen, Linda 💙 :

sydkil :

✍️wear pants✍️carry cash✍️got it

Kristine Johnson :

Oh my 😂

TroubleLalala :

I’m a non-pantaloon kinda gal. I just can’t be bothered with the extra laundry. But, if I’m ever in a break up and I need movers, I will be sure to invest in some full coverage pantaloons.

Natalie Sezno :

Not your Cheech and Chong 😭

Nowolf :

You always make me laugh 😂 I can re watch your bra left in TJMaxx tok forever 😂😂😂