A quote from my own campaign ahem… “goblin smashed by pretty red car~💅✨”
2026-08-27 21:10:35
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🦈☆_Rocks.Rants_☆🦈 :
dw, I just got to know my son is a rat I had since beginning, and using it in battle, aka throwing it at my opponents and it bit them
2026-08-27 21:25:54
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crazy0ldwizard :
"Hold on, let me go put on some assless chaps!" - My bard.
2026-08-16 03:20:12
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CoryGness :
That accidently living one is too real 😳😂😭
2026-08-15 00:20:01
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Sarah Jane :
My favorite quote from my campaign is “ooh victory is sticky”
2026-08-15 03:57:25
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mkwizard :
A war dress is essential packing requirement haha 😂
2026-08-14 17:54:27
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eggheadmeg :
I DM for our group and the back of my campaign notebook is reserved for the odd shit our party says.
2026-08-14 20:48:41
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ᛑᛗᛛ Megan 🐒 :
My husband made the poster, "Murder is always an option" with their DnD characters. 🥰
2026-08-15 13:41:21
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Lindsay :
I love this!! may have to use this idea in the future! our group has lots of good ones!💜
2026-08-21 21:20:51
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TumbleweedShfle :
One of my favorite things said at a table, unknown to the party, there was a mimic tree encounter, and my husband says in character as they are staring at the tree in the middle of the road. "Well, a tree is NOT a recent event."
2026-08-14 19:37:15
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🚀BoneyEaredAssFish🚀 :
I need to start doing this then printing them out as gifts
2026-08-14 14:02:50
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Cat Stoneweaver :
We do “put it on a shirt” instead 😂
2026-08-14 23:39:39
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Outdoor Quilter :
this is almost as good as the time I played for an entire two sessions thinking I was a clerk and not a cleric. I kept trying to audit people. 😂. My son was like, what the heck are you doing!?! My JOB 🤷♀️
2026-08-19 17:19:18
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Zooloo :
“Is alcohol still flammable in someone’s blood stream?” The pyromaniac wizard at the slightest of inconveniences by a drunk npc.
2026-08-18 01:38:32
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About 350 Skeletal Hands :
one of my favs from our last campaign is “you can’t just ask people why they’re birds” (someone new joined our party and they were an aarokocra and one of our existing members asked him why he’s a bird 😭)
2026-08-15 01:27:51
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MaryNanners :
I love this. I have a 58 page Google doc with things my players have said over the years
2026-08-15 04:17:57
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Kimmee :
Okay, but I'd like to purchase "We Celebrate Crime with Cake." 💵💵💵
2026-08-16 14:06:40
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Oliver :
“ not just the axe but the WHOLE gnome!!” Gnome player character’s axe was grabbed and thrown through a wall. Only the gnome was still holding on and also got thrown through a wall.
2026-08-14 23:53:01
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Emnems 🤟🫠 :
now I need non-motivational posters.
2026-08-13 16:59:29
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QuantumGalacticWitch :
Omg I need more so I can print them in minis and frame them in mini frames and make a mini inspirational wall corner that’s only a few feet big cause that’s all I’ll need
2026-08-15 07:05:15
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Julia Irzyk ♿️ :
I'm panicking is also a direct quote from my niece when she knocked over the nail polish. it works for so many things
2026-08-19 17:39:51
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PolishKristie :
Give me fourteen of these right now
2026-08-15 13:47:15
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kia_bruh :
You’re worth more than a goat 🥹✊🏼
2026-08-18 00:51:03
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KanaHime :
Why are some of these super .. relatable for no reason 💀🤣
2026-08-15 21:40:04
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DrJennyBennett :
omg. I need that accidently living poster IRL
2026-08-15 06:20:39
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