What I have learned from Randy. 1) Randy lost his glasses. 2) Randy’s papaw thought the microwave was a tv. 3) Randy hates buttermilk. 4) Randy could not beat Mike Tyson. 5) Randy appreciated the bus driver letting him shop at Coffees Convenience Store on the last day of school. 6) Spectrum sold Randy a piece of shit Samsung phone. 7) Randy thinks Wendy’s should lower their damn canned chili prices. 8) Randy knows nobody is more popular than Jesus! 9) Randy wants Red Baron to put the correct baking directions on the back of their boxes! 10) Randy likes Chef Boyardee ravioli. 11) Randy knows how to make a cheese omelet. 12) Randy loves peaches. 13) Randy can’t stand tea, he prefers coffee, with cream. No sugar. 14) Uncle Norman played Randy’s Defender game until the batteries were dead, and didn’t replace them! 15) Randy was pissed because he couldn’t exchange presents at school because it snowed that day. 16) Randy got accused of kicking cars in a Dollar Tree parking lot. 17) Randy got his new glasses early! And he’s glad he lost the old ones!
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isabella 💋 :
wait they’re perfect
2026-08-13 18:35:59
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Gain :
our entire team was shocked to hear about this breaking news randy
2026-08-14 03:32:02
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Gloria 🧶📚💙🇵🇸 :
Keeping my husband up to date
2026-08-13 20:30:15
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Misti Smith :
SON OF A BITCH TWO DAYS EARLY!!! what we doing on Saturday now??
2026-08-13 18:42:33
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Enver :
Why is he so high quality
2026-08-14 01:19:02
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Username • Following :
I was there today too and saw that he took back what he said about subway 😂😂
2026-08-13 18:35:55
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ℭ𝔯𝔞𝔴𝔣𝔦𝔰𝔥☄︎ :
hey that one girl can go to her wedding now!
2026-08-13 19:53:40
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KinkshamingCats :
Randy with his new glasses
2026-08-13 22:18:05
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🖇️llison :
I have no one to tell about Randy's early arrival of his glasses. 😭
2026-08-13 20:07:06
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Em Rayne 💜 :
So what are we all gunna do on Saturday now?
2026-08-13 19:25:04
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.•. :
I like the glasses Randy!
2026-08-16 13:06:37
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Salmon_with_a_scarf!! :
new glasses for Randy just dropped
2026-08-13 18:30:23
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Trey Beach :
Glad you got em Randy!
2026-08-16 13:09:55
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demonsaints :
Randy for president
2026-08-16 13:23:37
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blaine_adcock :
They loook great💪💪💪
2026-08-15 21:05:10
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el sayayin :
RANDDDYYYYYY u sunofagun how u droppin this early 😭😭
2026-08-13 19:50:40
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ThaDevilsJester :
The way I gasped and said, “RANDY HAS NEW GLASSES?? BUT IT’S NOT SATURDAY!” Good shit Randy!
2026-08-13 18:51:48
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LvdrTea :
First of all…. What you recording on? This clarity is crispy
2026-08-14 01:33:51
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Meagan King :
Hey twin!!!!! Mine are gold though. Looking good Randy!!!
2026-08-13 20:03:22
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Conner Cordae :
You have great taste Randy, those glasses are really cool. Do you have anything else scheduled for Saturday?
2026-08-13 22:36:05
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