@themeantimeradio: Babies in movie theaters #podcast #spidermanbrandnewday

Abby :

Saying "oh my god we gotta cook and eat that baby!!!" like you left a chicken in the oven at home

SadDragon :

A lady brought a 5 year old child to hereditary and the two of them talked the entire movie 😭. We complained and got free tickets to watch it again sans child but like WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT

Toпi the instigator :

they should refund your tickets if you walk into the building with an infant

Esteban :

During that same part the guy behind me said "Emotional Damage!" trying to make the moment about him

coleytrain :

I had a toddler with his grandma shouting “WHERES SPIDERMAN?” Every moment he wasn’t wearing his mask or actively engaged in websliging. And his -idk handler?- was having FULL CONVERSATIONS about it. “I don’t know where he is! You like Spider-Man huh? Do you have Spider-Man toys at home?” I hope it was his grandmother because otherwise the stupidest kidnapper kidnapped the stupidest child and their only true crime was ruining every sad part of the movie for me.

Your uncles dad :

Idk what I need this for but it’ll come in handy at some point

Federico Lagos :

Perfectly reasonable to tell them to shut up, especially to the person with the maps open during a movie

Trish :

I need the dvd piracy ad but in theaters "YOU WOULDN'T BRING A BABY"

Jrod :

Cheese on mine!

quiztopathologist :

Been reading modest proposal?

ry :

i miss the movies pre-covid sooooo bad 😭 whole theater would’ve been groaning and passively complaining if that happened 7ish years ago lmaoo

Hex :

I saw a group of people trying to figure out how to carry a baby stroller up the theater stairs

Nex :

there was a baby right next to me, the movie ended at 1 am

bobert.harris :

I went to the early screening in 4dx and someone brought a baby, I was waiting to see the baby fly out of their hands across the screen like it was fuckin ET. The baby (understandably) did not enjoy the experience.

Greasey_rat_baby :

my spiderman movie was at 10:10PM AND THERE WAS A BABY IN THE CROWD THAT STARTED CRYING AT THE END OF THE MOVIE I COULDNT BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD BRING THEM ??? THE MOVIE DIDNT END UNTIL MIDNIGHT

SpaceBarkDG :

When my wife and I (but really her and I was in the room) had a baby I thought, "Well, no more movies for a while". Saw the new Spider-Man recently and was the first movie I watched in the last 19 months. Thank you daycare.

emetophoria💚 :

all of the times ive encountered this the baby always ends up crying and the parent walks out w it for the rest of the movie, like why did you even come in the first place? 😭

SirJonasJones :

Dylan McClain885 :

Alexanderisbetter🇵🇸🏳️‍⚧️ :

two people walked into the theater 30 min into the movie, and before they decided where to sit they stood directly in front of me and my brother and WATCHED THE MOVIE FOR A GOOD MINUTE and then went to sit down, and we also had a crying baby in the theater

H0M0galacticus🪐💫☀️ :

I understand the hyperbole being used here and that it’s a joke, but can we not shift the Overton Window on the concept of cooking and eating babies?

ripsierramist0 :

My niece’s first movie was a Pixar movie on her fourth birthday. Her mom said if she talked they would leave. Who brings a baby to a movie??

Ominously Weird :

I'd be contacting an usher on the spot. The people who run the theatres honestly shouldn't let people with babies into any movies that aren't explicitly for small children.

RedClouds :

"You wouldn't steal a car, you wouldn't steal a handbag, you wouldn't steal a television, YOU WOULDN'T BRING A BABY TO MOVIE THEATRE-" is the new version of the old piracy ad we need lol

Daniel Dearing :

is there not a curfew for under 18s in a cinema over there? for us in the uk if your under 18 your rejected from entering the screening if it will go past a certain time I can't remember if its 10pm or midnight, but regardless brand new day would have taken you past midnight