@nemoequipment: Alex answers the phone at NEMO when someone's tent setup has gone wrong, so he's heard it all — the 2 a.m. collapse, the "Why is there a puddle inside?" and the "I swear I did it right last time!" These are the tips he actually gives people, not the ones buried in a manual nobody reads. Tell us in the comments: What's the worst night your tent has ever given you?