@daisy.wheatley: wish i was exaggerating

TurboSixty3 :

“I have a boyfriend but I’m out at the club acting single”

TheMooch :

Still took my free drink though.

StellaArtois :

I bought a fake engagement ring for this reason

youdontknowme.al13 :

oh he's a lucky man

Anne with an e :

Bars should offer different colored wristbands. Green means interested in meeting new people, red means absolutely not.🤣🤣🤣

anni.hk25 :

and then men having the audacity to ask “why are you talking to other men if you have a boyfriend?” idk because my boyfriend isn’t insecure and lets me have normal conversations

☺️Ceylin☺️ :

So a boyfriend… no girlfriend☺️?

carl :

Warming up to say “SORRY I have a boyfriend but yeah I’ll come back with you”

A DJ Named Darby :

I admire your confidence

Keira!! :

as a straight woman goddamn it

Abby Wagner :

I get the point but this is giving you like getting asked out by other men

T.dott66 :

Bare minimum

mais💋 :

look out for us 🙏 xxx

Lucas travels :

I like this one

sonn_av_gwilym :

Doubt it

aiwhispererai :

gonna regret it 200 times when end up with the cat later

miriciic :

Do you mean you’re not interested?

K :

He’s a lucky man!

Just coffee :

That remind me I must do the ironing

Paul :

just don't cheat on him

𓆩♡𓆪 𝕲𝖗𝖆𝖈𝖊 𓆩♡𓆪 :

My obsession with my crush is still there for 3 years and 8 months

݁ ˖𝓐Ი𐑼⋆ :

🩷 :

Even tho he’s not my boyfriend yet

andrea :

stunning as always

bella🍒 :

zante was horrendous for it