Sarah Silverman gave the response “Because you got C’s in high school?” 😂😂😂
2026-08-15 15:05:57
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EpicDreams :
🤷🏾♂️I usually just say cause I’m black. It immediately sets the tone.
2026-08-14 21:36:14
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Jazmin :
STOP SIGN!??
2026-08-27 19:00:06
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BuffaloRP :
I just say nope and then go from there.
2026-08-27 17:52:58
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marianafloresx02 :
I mean if I’m obviously speeding I’m gonna say yeah , idc that’s ignorant I’m in the wrong just give me my ticket and go on .
2026-08-27 15:58:47
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Ken Matson95 :
Why … did you forget?
2026-08-14 18:24:38
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Butt Cheeks :
from a legal standpoint...sure
but from a human to human interaction saying "yeah...I was speeding when I shouldnt be. I know better" might get you out of a ticket instead of pretending you have no clue
2026-08-14 14:17:48
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Brian Vecellio850 :
Be honest, be nice, be polite, be respectful, be prepared, and the odds of a warning go way up
2026-08-14 12:55:04
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Jess Root :
“To wish me a good morning?”
2026-08-14 14:47:50
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JJ.EB :
STOP SIGN? WHAT STOP SIGN?!
2026-08-18 03:16:27
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Takestock :
Because I’m attractive and it’s a crime being this hot? 🤷🏼♀️
2026-08-23 19:00:40
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GreenJelly :
"being sexy without a permit"
2026-08-15 14:59:30
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Steve Peters :
“I’ll be honest with you, I love a good guessing game but can you just tell me”?
2026-08-14 05:03:39
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user8362301387768 green :
I told him if he couldn't remember I wasn't telling. my curt date is next week at 10 am
2026-08-14 03:05:39
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knutthemage :
because you need to fill a quota?
2026-08-16 20:22:40
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Peruniana :
A wold of advice, the cop already knows you were speeding or whatever. If your not drunk, don't have drugs or a dead body in the trunk, if acknowledge the offense and are polite, you may get just a warning
2026-08-14 07:59:20
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Wadedawg2112 :
A polite no sir would be my response. Yes sir and no sir go a long way with police officers. Never volunteer any information however.
2026-08-14 13:26:02
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Bill :
I always say “yes, I was flying back there”. Do I know how fast I was going? Yes 82 in a 70. What’s my rush? Nothing, no rush, I just wasn’t paying attention, I was jamming to some AC/DC and wasn’t paying attention. I saw you, looked at my speedometer and slowed down. My mistake. Last 5 times I’ve just been honest and I’ve been let go with a warning.
2026-08-14 12:16:31
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🆘🇺🇸BirdTurd 🍉 :
“Because you have quotas”
2026-08-14 17:58:01
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Bandito_du_cahier :
« I assume you want an autograph like everybody else »
2026-08-15 20:34:28
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MajMapleLeaf :
What about "do you know how fast you were going?"
2026-08-14 03:14:00
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Just_Tiff :
I have always said yes, I was speeding, I didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign, etc and I have always gotten a warning, never a ticket. Arguing or lying is a guaranteed ticket
2026-08-15 13:52:52
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abbardabbadoo :
I said I had no idea once. Twenty minutes later there were 3 more police cars behind me. I stuck my head out the window and asked if someone could tell me what was going on. The cop eventually told me I crossed the center line a mile and a half back on a curve with no lane paint. Turns out the cop was just stupid and couldn't find a reason to arrest me. He seemed really angry I wasn't driving drunk and the lack of a center line made the "crossing the center line" a ridiculous reason to pull me over. He pulled 3 cars off patrol because he thought I was going to fight him.
2026-08-14 14:35:02
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