@zane.grimshaw: Maybe just maybe #spiderman #insomniac #marvel #marvelspiderman #sony

the biggest bird :

"JOIN THE NAVY!"

Sloth :

Nah J³ be saying some real sh*t sometimes

Ry@n St@nley :

The one about rhino not being in a more secure cell always cracked me up

TotallyNotFrench :

This is why I never mute JJJ 😭

KTX :

A broken clock is right twice a day

peter strahms trach pen :

"BECAUSE WE HAD JOBS" takes me the FUCK out

Heavyduty108 :

JJJ is actually a decent guy he just hates Spider-Man specifically, in the comics he supports mutant rights and everything, he just hates masked vigilantes, so he’s not wrong with most things, assuming those things don’t pertain to Spider-Man

Jadeyn Ficke :

My favorite is when the Ratft put Rhino in a "more secure cell" so he wouldn't escape again and JJJ responded "This is a maximum security facility! If there was a more secure cell, WHY WASN'T HE IN IT?!?" 😂😂😂

Ak-47 122 :

jjj calling shippers jobless bums is peak writing 😭

FiguredOut :

i feel like they nefred JJJ's energy in SM2 bcuz this dude was way more hilarious before😭😭😭😭😭😭

l :

Bro just perch up there already damn 😭

Goku :

is this actually in the game? 😭✌️

CertifiedPlanetXLover :

“BECAUSE WE HAD JOBS”

King George lll :

“JOIN THE NAVY!”

アーロン 🇺🇸🇨🇺🇮🇨 :

purestrandom1 :

I fucking hate how that monologue was the reason I realised why it's called "shipping"

COOLER :

Insomniac spider man genuinely had some valid fucking Points in the game

tr3ynugs :

He also says Spider Man is too busy thinking with his web shooters to catch Black Cat. And he's not wrong.