@imonlyhumanafterall0: what's your top "Not at all illegal or even unethical but still feels like I'm committing a crime"? #fy #criminal #truecrime

tessa_quinn💜 :

cops, ugh. yeah, paw-patrol follow me a lot. it's a thing. (i don't even drive flashy cars, so...?) many moons ago in the naughty aughties, a trooper started tailgating me at 1am on a nearly empty interstate. like headlights on my shoulder, breathing down my neck tailgating. i refused to speed up but knew minimum speed was 45, so i ever so gradually slowed to 46 mph, set the cruise, and waited for him to simmer. he lasted about 20 seconds lol. then turned his hi-beams on & aggressively zoomed me. fuckin' paw patrol. go solve some missing person'a case, we have a huge stack of those in our state 😡

Sharon Rose :

very funny. your adrenals must be on fire

🦚🪷Lucinda🌻🌟 :

This is called ✨aNxIeTy✨🧑‍🩰 and we are fraught girlies. 😭😂

jonas mcmillan :

sampling grapes at the grocery store

Brendan :

I was at Five Guys and the person flipped the screen at me for a tip. like my dude your place is borderline fast food and this burger is a treat to myself because it's so overpriced. this is coming from someone who tips generously too when appropriate. some places it just doesn't belong.

Penny Rex 760305 :

I amna cashier in a grocery store. A guy came in and asked "Where is your bathroom?" I told him, he goes back. Before he left he came back and said thank you for not sending me out because I wasn't wearing shoes. I didn't pay attention to his feet. Looked over my register. I said, "That's ok" I'm sure my face said different. He used a public bathroom barefoot! Gross🤮

Dee EyeWhy Dubb :

lol.. u are so right

Rugg3r03 :

I know this doesn't fit the premise but it's funny. I was tailgating a car in the left lane till they moved and I passed and they pulled me over. It was a state trooper in an unmarked car... doah!!!

DaizyValentine :

When I go to fill up my water bottle at the soda fountain for JUST WATER, I make it very obvious I'm just getting water lol

Mountian_nini :

It’s because you are a human with morals and a good conscience💕

FrankDelgrosso :

by to this day have bought so many candy bars or packs of gum because I absolutely feel obligated to buy something if I use the gas station restroom there's no getting around it I have to buy something

Becca :

The store thing is me constantly, I’ll literally buy something cheep because I feel bad💀

Matthew | Follower of the Way :

ah the innocence. very refreshing in this current environment of who cares and no accountability. not many left, in my opinion

Dynomike :

Totally agree with all of these

Nancy 🇨🇦 :

Hey Larissa! Been a long time! I hope your doing very well. 🫂 💗🦋💗

chris82877 :

I talked to a cop at a food truck once and felt all weird.

dgurski30 :

Same 😂

pickleice99 :

Nelo Angelo :

I always drive with my window down. so whenever I do turn around in someone's driveway I will also say in that moment that you're stopped before going in reverse. "I'm home"!

Rosemarie Martinez :

yayyyyy

revivingnikki :

All of these things!!!

Absurd Leather Goods. :

I stare at cops to make them uncomfortable.

Kingfishercustomrods :

I’m not the only one?!

Animal Ash G7 :

same

Raye Anna :

I understand these