If Tinubu is sitting under a mango tree at exactly 12:00 midnight eating a hot plate of garri and egusi soup, while lamine yamal is climbing the same tree shouting “Machala! Where is my money?!” to a colony of confused mosquitoes...
Meanwhile, a stray Bluetooth speaker inside the soup pot starts playing Asake songs at maximum volume, causing the tree to vibrate at a frequency of 36 bundles of firewood per second...
Please, which advanced calculus formula should we use to calculate the exact spiritual speed of that swallowed morsel of garri before it flies out of Tinubu’s throat and hits Carter Efe right on his ring-light during an Instagram live stream? 😭😂
2026-08-14 21:17:24
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2026-08-19 23:08:37
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2026-08-14 20:47:01
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