@logic_seeker2: Raccoons tho #atheism #God #religion

🖤‧˚/ᐠ - ˕ -マᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 ☆‧˚🖤 :

I get it now, God's a raccoon

tola :

deadass what was he even trying to say

mads :

OR or or… bandit masks were designed after raccoon faces bc raccoons steal stuff ?

ollie !! 🐁 (Ranpo's #1 fan) :

did he ever stop to think that maybe stereotypical robbers could be based on raccoons

Umlaut :

Atheists, how do you explain this ???

frozenmonkey89 :

꒰ 🌸 . r᥆mᥱ᥆ !! ˎˊ˗ :

racoons existed before burglars im dead

Sparrow :

This has gotta be satire 😭🙏

aubear11885 :

Explanation unclear: now worshipping raccoon as god. Must provide offerings on back porch

alfredgarrett557 :

bros evidence:

EV4ever :

Maybe burglars are dressed like raccoons

Fabulous Bile :

Atheism is by definition, a lack of belief.

Ghost :

so is god a raccoon?

Dr. MarxBigDong :

And kingfishers birds looks like bullet trains and humpback whales’ fins looks like wind turbines. Oh oh oh have you also noticed those dogs that look like Spot the Boston dynamics robot?!

happybirthdaydaniel :

The outfit of burglars is inspired by racoons bro

real.carmenwinstead :

is he really claiming that the visual concept of a burglar existed before raccoons???

𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊Mica𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 :

too many people wre glossing over his statement of them breaking into your house??? huh?? they dig in ur trash when the fuck are they picking my locks??

Yards T :

"Raccoons are evidence of God because they look like burglars from a cartoon even though raccoons have been around longer than people by several millions of years, and because they learned that stealing food from a large container is easier than scavenging or hunting for it."

FILTER_GODyapps2MUCH :

So if I see a spider colored like spider man then what does that mean

thebestfakeaccount :

Not to mention that raccoons don’t even look like burglars.

Big fat mistake :

Has that guy ever thought that maybe the reason burglars look like raccoons is because they designed the image of a burglar off of a raccoon??? Because they steal people’s food and trash??

zepen :

Why is he acting like raccoons came after we came up with the idea of a robber or a thief, like dude, raccoons were here before “robber” was even a word or an idea