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Yor Forger :

"Okay..you caught me..I'm dating Spiderman." "I can't believe this! HOW COULD YOU!?!" "I know, I'm sorry..." "YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT SPIDER MENANCE!!!"

some guy :

he could've done this

Brightwind :

“Sir i didnt want this to affect my job so i kept it quiet, but spiderman and i are an item. Lemme tell ya he shoots more than we-“ *gets shoo’d out* 😂

MatuiGooeySui808 :

Mf almost turned into thragg😭

dacheeseman :

Can’t Peter just say he has a deal with Spider-Man for pictures he pays him?

jackfoster25272 :

shoulda said theyre dating whats he gonna do then

David🥝 :

I thought he told his boss that he's very close friends with Spiderman and that's why he's able to take those photos

Taylor Ward4013 :

honestly Jonah respects Peter too much to keep hating Spider-Man if he were to discover his identity

fireblast89 :

"this one is from ten stories up, three feet away from him, while he is swinging at a projected speed of 100mph." "...Beginner's luck?"

TheKaijuCreator :

That’s why I like the excuse of Peter being Spider-Man’s personal photographer

B3v3rly :

JJJ if he had common sense

Mr. Dickson :

Cant he just said he just zoomed in

darkmagician97 :

at that point just say you're dating Spider-Man 🤣

MisterJanitorial :

Shoulda done “this one’s in the air”

eadisney :

he could say Spiderman likes him so much that sometimes he steals his camera

NameHere :

Jimmy Olsen is the photographer Parker pretends to be

pink_pockette :

Still can’t get over how much propaganda abt spidey jj spread

ɪᴛ's•ɴᴇᴏᴛɪᴍᴇ :

🇪🇬Zein🇪🇬 :

just say drone

salomonmartinez25 :

Jameson knock it off you’re scaring of Parker pls

Evil :

“yeah big jjj, im dating spiderman, y’know I’ve seen his other web shooter” is a line he could’ve said

chaoticcass_01 :

😂