LYRICS BELOW, Sing a long if ya know the words! (Luciano) I really hate these pricks! The seven f’ing d’bags that have held me back! (Kuro) I wanted to cosplay But instead I forgot our plans (to touch me?) (Lutz) And now I’m driving to my “best friend's” place Because I hate mein-self! (Louis - 2p France) I’m making some bullshit verses With my cigarettes- (loud aah coughing) (Allen) And now the camera’s zooming in our eyes, cause we’re so badass!!! (OH FERNANDO ALONSO CHORUS) (Katya - 2p Ukraine) Get in losers, we’re going kidnapping! (Paul - 2p Sealand) Oooouu, say cheese if you like getting shot! (Egil - 2p Iceland) Hey, I found their hiding spot! (Feliks - 2p Sweden) My wife! We found them! Let's twist their necks off with rusted nails! (Thurston - 2p Finland) Woah, Feliks, calm down. This is a music video, not a live leak! (Allen) Hey look, James! It’s Albert and Einstein! (shoots Canada by accident) (James) Allen, you Yankee doodle dipshit! We were supposed to torture them first, eh bud!? (Allen) My bad, home slice. (Emerson - 2p Portugal) Don’t wanna hear about it (Roland - 2p Austria) I want to rock out on this sick guitar!! (Zhao) Everyone knows I’m gay!~ (Oliver) I hate the King of England - and I want num nums (Anastasia) And if I see you walking down these streets I’ll just befriend you! (Want to play dollhouse, da?) (Flavio) And now I’ll pick up hot, tanned men, With my new Fe-rrar-i!~ (so they’ll smack meeee) (“Estupid, watch where you’re driving!” Said by Andres) (Viktor) And this itch coming from my ass says, “I wanna go home!” (CUE FERNANDO CHORUS) (Tutsia - 2p Liech) Brother, I’m trying to kill people! (Lokke - 2p Norway) Hahaha! Follow me on SoundCloud! (Niels - 2p Denmark) Shut the fuck up, I’m trying to play Umamusume! (Gilen- 2p Prussia) Bruder, I am awful for killing my happy counterpart! (Luther) Hmmmmmmm. Ja! (Gilen - 2p Prussia) *Cries and dies and farts* (Allen) I’m from Wisconsin! Never mind, I’m from the middle of the effing plains! (James) I’m gonna sip my straw… eh bud? From my Tim's cup, cause it's really good! (slurping sounds) (Robert - 2p Poland) And our enemies are bleeding, really bleeding I think we went too far? (Magdolina - 2p Hungary) Not all at, we did real well. Now let's go back home! (“to summon satan”) (Celic - 2p Turkey) Girl, what the fuck???” (Luther) And let's celebrate vic’try with stew and a bucket of wurst! (Luciano voiceover) Ah, I love being the main villain in your shitty music videos. You will not be compensated for watching this stupid ass meme. Also, this is a brain-rotted parody; don’t shit on the original MMD just because it’s sincere. What are you, five? Have yourselves and EVIL day (evil laughter) #hetalia #2phetalia #parody - @autumnleavesflyby