@queen0ftheeast: SUGAR!!!! Diet starts Monday 😂 Look, I’m under no illusion that I have my vices… and sugar is VERY high on that list! Anna and I saw an influencer raving about these pancakes, so obviously we decided to book ourselves a 9am sugar high breakfast this morning. And honestly… they did NOT disappoint!!!! 🥞🍓🍫 If I’m going to start a diet Monday, I may as well go out with a bang! 😂❤️
~ El Cucaracha Motel ~
The stream of acid techno I hurl at the pretty woman's face works. She is now disfigured to the same level of attractiveness as mine. i_o's low frequency of buxom marshmallow ace of bass jiggles. The Apollo-13 sock launches our self-salting peanuts. Wings span light-years. Cast us in blue-moon laser beams of honey. We are spun in a halo:
"Fly me to the moon
Let me play among the stars
And let me see what spring is like
On a-Jupiter and Mars
In other words, hold my hand
In other words, baby, kiss me
Fill my heart with song
And let me sing forevermore
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, I love you
Fill my heart with song
Let me sing forevermore
You are all I long for
All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true
In other words, in other words, I love you"
A creampied Rolex—BLUB—SCHLORP—PFFFT!—o’clock later…
Our cognitions are copulated, extraterrestrial al dente: upon the autistic spectrum of the lunar surface. Her woeful-void™ envelops a swarm of Bolivian cockroaches. They seem to like the banana purée I injected into her with a syringe. I generously seasoned the maiden into el Cucaracha Motel. Her omega-rich secretions are cardio-scabie ointment®. This may scratch my palpitating diamond trident of 24-karat. My high-performance aqua-melon seeds are hers, complimentary. Our howling 0.1₂ leper-heart freaks of natural selection can now call each other home.
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Jordan :
Tasty😋
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inconnu :
🌹
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jere :
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😋😋😋😋
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