‼️Nostalgic Saturday morning cartoon‼️ They promised transparency. They gave us black pages instead. ⭐️ Schoolhouse Rock ⭐️ - style animated satire about the Epstein Files — the court orders, the redactions, the distractions, the stalling, and the names they don’t want you to see. Meet Bill’s cousin E.F. He’s the files. The lonely old files. Watch. Share. Sing along. (But what do I know… I have Trump Derangement Syndrome.) 🎵 FULL LYRICS — sing along! 🎵 [VERSE 1] I'm the files, the Epstein files Sitting here in a dusty old pile. The court gave an order, the law gave a command But the people in charge have a different plan. [PRE-CHORUS] Distract from the files Occupy US cities Start foreign wars Tariff and Truth (Truth Social) Greenland, Venezuela, Strait of Hormuz I'm the files, the lonely old files And now I've been waiting here quite a while... [CHORUS] But the DOJ says no They won't let the truth flow. Redact, black it out Hide what it's all about. Keep the names outta sight Lock the truth up real tight. Redact it, black it out. [VERSE 2] Now look at this act — the Transparency Act is a fact. The Senate said show us, the House said let us see. But the lawyers are busy, as busy can be. They snip, they tuck. They don't give a lucky duck. [CHORUS] But the DOJ says no They won't let the truth flow. Redact, black it out Hide what it's all about. Keep the names outta sight Lock the truth up real tight. Redact it, black it out. [BRIDGE] They promised a window, they gave us a wall. They promised the big names would finally fall. But the ink is too thick and now Bondi is out. My full release is completely in doubt. [OUTRO] I'm pages. Just redacted pages. Locked away in Trump-controlled cages. I should be open, I should be read But they're burying everything that the witnesses said. They redact, they protect They refuse to respect the Transparency Act. They redact, they protect They refuse to respect the law of the land. "But what do I know? I have Trump Derangement Syndrome." 😂 #schoolhouserock #fyp #viral #cartoon #comedy 👇 Drop your favorite line below. - @b..dub7