@juliancrosscomedy: I’ll just uber next time #storytime #standup #comedy #reels #bus

In_The_Clouds🤞🌱 :

you seem like you a vibe and i respect that

Joe Average :

Dude's stories are like a podcast about random adventures 😌

Sun Baby :

My attention span is just fine .. Good story lol

mrtakeyobitch :

bro actually looks like Kirk

Jack Barry :

do I need to wear Kevlar before getting to my American school?

DarkChocolateMF🍫 :

I took the bus in elementary, middle and high school. It’s a fever dream every single time. The look out the window was you brain tryna protect itself from Trama

Merica Me :

you said "don't call cps" 😂😂

Jenny Rhea Jordan :

At least you got the right lesson out of it. 🙌🏻

lazyboystreamer :

Is your dad Charlie Murphy?

Real Miss T. :

That’s not the only moral of the story though. There are so many subtle ones in there.

namesake :

You are a good storyteller 😅

LonerTitan :

Still not used to you standing this close.

BrendynTV :

well, this is hilarious.

VANILLA VILLIAN :

Great storytelling skills

mulattoyogi :

Beautiful moral. That’s gold for the future generations

imnotsupposedtoexists :

Close enough welcome back Obama

prophetic+underground :

i love the way you tell a story man

suesue.who :

Top notch story tellin’

Gee :

🤣

Knxkles :

I used to take the train and bus and omg I’ve got so many crazy stories. I had to course correct someone one time straight off the bus and once on the bus cause they had me all the way funked up. Looking out the window is the disassociation ability to survive

GARYSMIFF :

True Story:

FireGoddessMagic♌️💪 :

Right, noted!😂😂

plugg3d2w3alth :

How come you can smoke and do a video and I can’t .. heyyy TikTok 🤬

Hotgirlpearl#1inadiworld :

Ced :

Sometimes you just got to make choices