@b1llygood: #skyrim #elderscrolls

18k :

that's ok, dunmer mommies into short kings 😁

Crime-Man :

Breton femboy potential

Rokit :

As an imperial I just lowkey use voice of the emperor and calm her right down

Buggy :

No septims no motion no maidens😭 help my boy out

Serzu :

become a werewolf and knott them by force

Yo mama :

Some weird bloke in riften offered me some quick coin. He may be able to help you out. He sells potions in the middle of town. Loud fella. You can’t miss him.

Jei🫀 :

Out here coinless and trying to court maidens? We got bigger problems shield brother

PickleJohnBezo :

My brother in arms just start debating like Charlie stormkirk to make some coin

Truly_Esoteric :

My boy got negative magicka 😭😭😭

Ilikelatinawomen :

Brother there’s like 12 daedric lords just make a deal and become chad😭

Gwen 🏳️‍⚧️ :

When the guards in the Plains District genuinely accuse you of having skooma just bc you’re a khajit (you do but they’re still racist)

Whiterun Guard :

poqet :

you have high femboy potential with those pointy ears. don't give up and you can compete with argonian maidens

Matt :

Argonians are genuinely the least attractive race bro idk what yall see in them

MeHopefullyNotYou :

find yourself a khajiit baddie man 😭

Kingkai313 :

Maybe Stop chasing tail draggers and learn the secrets of aetherius

mAiLmAn :

But then you remember your at least not a chud ass Thalmor so your day lowk goes better✌️

Circuitry Cat :

brother I’ve had to start selling mudcrabs and runaway cheese wheels to get by, the plights never end

Gorrvan :

Still better than living in Markath

Boo Radley :

At least you get an innate puppy summon as a flex

David :

So you shout Bend Will 🤷

modern_apparition :

Don't cry bro. village argonians > city argonians

mastergoonr69 :

Snooze ya loose buckaroo