@neddo001: Trump at 10:00 AM: “I can’t think of anybody in history that should get the Nobel Prize more than me. Nobody else settled wars.” And then comes the internet’s imaginary response from Iran: “So let me get this straight—you started a war with us, lost it, and now you’re calling yourself the person who settled it?” The irony writes itself. Trump has repeatedly argued that his role in ending or preventing conflicts deserves international recognition, including a Nobel Peace Prize. But turning a conflict into a victory lap and declaring yourself the hero of the story is one thing. Convincing everyone else is another. Whether you support Trump or oppose him, the contrast is undeniably striking: One side says, “I settled the war.” The other side would say, “You started it.” That comeback would be absolutely brutal.