Amanda
Region: US
Sunday 16 August 2026 07:57:22 GMT
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Kairoz :
My patient wrote me a check for 60 million dollars on a napkin
2026-08-16 16:39:21
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MSKK :
guy called 911 on me for being in his yard, i’m a cop and he called me to his residence
2026-08-16 22:37:29
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SOB :
And you’re still expected to continue their care with a smile after such things
2026-08-16 09:52:27
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gorditabonita :
patient called 911 yesterday and told them she was going to jump out of the window, she is a hoyer lift and also we are only on 1st floor
2026-08-16 18:11:38
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Kris :
I’m going to go undercover. Move in, marry you, buy us a house near the ocean, build a life. Then when I find this man’s missing phone charger you’ll be exposed.
2026-08-17 14:44:55
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_lesxo_ :
Pt called the cops saying we were withholding food and water..... he's NPO 🫠
2026-08-16 17:09:24
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𝓏𝒽𝒾𝒾𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓃𝒾𝓂ღ🪶 :
one time a pt called the cops on me and said i was holding him hostage and the 911 dispatcher said “….sir your location says you’re in the hospital, let those people take care of you. i’m gonna let you go now bye bye” and hung tf up lmfao😭😭
2026-08-16 19:36:01
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oddgemini :
A resident called 911 because “someone is stealing out of the snack machine”. It was me trying to get my Doritos out bc they were stuck 😭
2026-08-16 20:23:48
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jaz🖤 :
had a pt call the cops because we told them they can’t smoke weed in the children’s hospital… in their sons room… who’s on a ventilator. police came because supposedly they reported a hate crime.
2026-08-17 02:15:25
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Adri :
One time the staff ordered door dash and he overheard us he called the cops saying we stole his credit card and bought door dash
2026-08-16 22:08:17
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Shawna Hines :
They always accuse me of stealing their shitty flip phones! 🤣
2026-08-16 16:19:17
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Shannonrenee95 :
I had a dementia resident steal my sweater before. Saw her just rolling down the hallway with my stuff on lol
2026-08-16 21:15:54
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philanthropistol :
Mine called PD and said we were starving her. She ate 100% of all 3 meals that day and had 2 snacks
2026-08-16 19:24:57
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Tyler :
“Someone stole it” is said everytime they can’t find something in 5 seconds
2026-08-16 18:45:56
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lil chicken :
They actually came in for something that costs under $20????
2026-08-18 13:36:00
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_alittlehollydaily :
I had just came out of coma after 46 days and I used the call button as a drive though window trying to order a cheeseburger 🤦🏻♀️I often think abt this and I feel so bad like wtf I hope they know I’m not crazy it was just a lot of drugs
2026-08-16 22:25:14
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lexiworkman :
I had a patient call the police because we were “stealing his blood”
2026-08-16 23:51:41
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Ryann :
“You’re where ma’am? And she did what? Ma’am this is a line for emergencies.”
2026-08-16 08:02:05
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justfofrans :
Pt accused me of stealing her wallet once only for her to find it in her bed, then accused me of putting it there.
2026-08-16 16:46:29
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The Unassigned Nurse :
My home health patient's wife with dementia called the office and told them I was sleeping with her husband. I guess for legal reasons, they had to sit me down in the office and ask if I was sleeping with my elderly patient 💀
2026-08-16 17:47:04
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treasurerazzi :
A patient asked me to help him escape and will pay me $2
2026-08-18 02:02:44
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j :
(SNF) a memory care resident called 911 to say she was being neglected but really she just had dementia and kept forgetting the staff had already checked on her multiple times
2026-08-16 20:28:12
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Chantellechantyshaw :
I am a new grad, so I genuinely would like to know, should we chart these things and let management know or we just keep it moving
2026-08-17 12:40:57
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Kennie 🎀 :
I had a patient call 911 and say I held her at gunpoint.
2026-08-17 00:54:14
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Lobster :
Had a patient call the cops on me because I asked to take his blood pressure so he could get his pain medication
2026-08-17 02:41:59
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