My patient wrote me a check for 60 million dollars on a napkin
2026-08-16 16:39:21
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MSKK :
guy called 911 on me for being in his yard, i’m a cop and he called me to his residence
2026-08-16 22:37:29
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Kris :
I’m going to go undercover. Move in, marry you, buy us a house near the ocean, build a life. Then when I find this man’s missing phone charger you’ll be exposed.
2026-08-17 14:44:55
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gorditabonita :
patient called 911 yesterday and told them she was going to jump out of the window, she is a hoyer lift and also we are only on 1st floor
2026-08-16 18:11:38
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_lesxo_ :
Pt called the cops saying we were withholding food and water..... he's NPO 🫠
2026-08-16 17:09:24
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𝓏𝒽𝒾𝒾𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓃𝒾𝓂ღ🪶 :
one time a pt called the cops on me and said i was holding him hostage and the 911 dispatcher said “….sir your location says you’re in the hospital, let those people take care of you. i’m gonna let you go now bye bye” and hung tf up lmfao😭😭
2026-08-16 19:36:01
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Shawna Hines :
They always accuse me of stealing their shitty flip phones! 🤣
2026-08-16 16:19:17
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SOB :
And you’re still expected to continue their care with a smile after such things
2026-08-16 09:52:27
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oddgemini :
A resident called 911 because “someone is stealing out of the snack machine”. It was me trying to get my Doritos out bc they were stuck 😭
2026-08-16 20:23:48
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jaz🖤 :
had a pt call the cops because we told them they can’t smoke weed in the children’s hospital… in their sons room… who’s on a ventilator. police came because supposedly they reported a hate crime.
2026-08-17 02:15:25
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Gem Squash :
I’d understand if he he accused you of stealing his pen, but phone charger.. nah😭
2026-08-20 10:18:04
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Emi_With_Plenti :
had a pt call 911 WHILE in the ambulance because we wouldn't give him pain meds. he never said he was in pain.
2026-08-20 13:49:43
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Tyler :
“Someone stole it” is said everytime they can’t find something in 5 seconds
2026-08-16 18:45:56
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Ryann :
“You’re where ma’am? And she did what? Ma’am this is a line for emergencies.”
2026-08-16 08:02:05
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_alittlehollydaily :
I had just came out of coma after 46 days and I used the call button as a drive though window trying to order a cheeseburger 🤦🏻♀️I often think abt this and I feel so bad like wtf I hope they know I’m not crazy it was just a lot of drugs
2026-08-16 22:25:14
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Quantum 1111 :
My pt serenade me on a table placement
2026-08-18 20:57:35
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TIKTOKi :
I'm sueing this girl for non professionalism
2026-08-19 23:33:27
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Miss Dee Meanor :
We had one who used to panic about the catheter bag filling up and every time he'd panic, he'd call the police 😂
2026-08-20 14:03:15
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rbigm102 :
so give it back and they won't press charges...
2026-08-18 00:35:41
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Adri :
One time the staff ordered door dash and he overheard us he called the cops saying we stole his credit card and bought door dash
2026-08-16 22:08:17
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lil chicken :
They actually came in for something that costs under $20????
2026-08-18 13:36:00
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Shannonrenee95 :
I had a dementia resident steal my sweater before. Saw her just rolling down the hallway with my stuff on lol
2026-08-16 21:15:54
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philanthropistol :
Mine called PD and said we were starving her. She ate 100% of all 3 meals that day and had 2 snacks
2026-08-16 19:24:57
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Chantellechantyshaw :
I am a new grad, so I genuinely would like to know, should we chart these things and let management know or we just keep it moving
2026-08-17 12:40:57
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Lobster :
Had a patient call the cops on me because I asked to take his blood pressure so he could get his pain medication
2026-08-17 02:41:59
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