@fatstinkycrotchgoblin0:

Vegku :

farted infront of my first boyfriend 💔 broke up that day

Leggomaeggos :

20 minutes into meeting her she farted in my car

😝 :

im so bloated I always clench my buttcheecks bc I'm scared I'm gonna let one rip accidentally if I cough or sneeze

Yaëlle!! :

i can do silent farts on command🥰🥰

killulaw :

someone is driving and just listening to this 😭

sandie :

mine becomes burp, and then my acid reflux goes crazy

chelseam720 :

You actually don't have to hold it in. I'll be damned if im getting bloated for someone else's comfort 😂

The Living Miracle :

that's definitely scary 🤣

𑣲hannah :

me in a 4 hr car ride and finally stopping for a break and being able to was so freeing bro

Chad Stephen Erbe :

AND THEN THEY WALK BACK HAHAHAHAH

cnrygt0 :

Do you just come up with these on the spot?

sonalee.velez1 :

I was the one who farted first in my relationship… we have two kids now I guess he didn’t care 😂😂😂

joshhart2000 :

🪽 :

and I’m too ashamed to burp either so I lowkey just float away

chance :

So scary

Vegku :

yes

ʝҽʂʂ :

wow 🤩

Beau :

✨omg i js luv u✨

Jake :

I couldn't fart infront of my husband for the first 2 years... One night he was spooning me and I farted on his balls in my sleep so hard that it woke us both up💔 It's been downhill from there😭😭😭

butterfingerer6767 :

Nah let it fly. I’m not getting a tummy ache for nobody

abbey🍉 :

you’d never have to hold it in around me mama