@awakenwithjp_backup: The press secretary would certainly never tell any lies…

leelee 💕 :

Jesus was two weeks away from having a nuclear bomb

Sprinkle sprinkle :

Now make the parody version

OFFbyaframe :

United States of Israel

Faith Wymore :

Where's mitch McConnell

teatimewithquinn :

Let the rebranding begin

Joshua | Fatherhood Finances :

Hold on babe, the news is on

💋🎱RebeccaPete🍒🪩 :

Now do the satire version

Osmosis :

I thought USA was a catholic country but seems its not

Daniel901618✝️ :

theres literally more truth to this than on any truth social post.

illis. illis :

The Coyote And The Wolf :

I thought I was on TikTok, did I turn on the news?

user1769188489503 :

United States 🇺🇸 of Israel 🇮🇱

🛸Splenda Daddy 🛸 :

I can’t take anymore winning 💯😂😂😂

Ashley player :

How is everyone not following this guy?

Yo Ca :

Now do a skit about it

Al :

why this is not viral? 😐

jpflores :

Gulf of Lindsay Graham!!! 😂😂👏👏👏

Kbrulz :

It’s a bout time we got a decent press secretary

littlebird860 :

You’re a smart man please tell us why so many Americans think we owe something to Israel

The Steward's Chronicles :

I thought the presidential plane was nuclear proof ? 😅😅

dragoneye :

Apple User22496256 :

Now show us the parody

NMV :

Is this parody or ?

Decillionaire :

We would vote for you if you did this