@eatscement: bro I really should sleep but I think writing the caption is ultimately the most fun part, because I can really just say anything without people paying attention, or just not caring. I have to hangout with some randoms tomorrow but all of my real friends either just got surgery or have unforseen circumstances that has caused them to be unable to meet up. so unfortunately, I will have to be a bit bored tomorrow. and sleepy because I havnt slept yet. why is this whole account about wifies. I should stop giving people my account. they'll probably think I'm a crazy fan. which I kind of am but in the most respectable way possible. I feel like the only way to get viral with a clip of wifies these days is to just caption it "Harvard student btw" THIS IS TRIED AND TESTED try not to mention someone goes to Harvard level IMPOSSIBLE because everyone just expects Harvard students to be all sophisticated but they all just normal people or even weird kids. okay I'm done here. whoever read this do not mention a word of in the comments shhh keep it mysterious. #wifies #mcyt #derapchu

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