modestaguzman69
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Monday 17 August 2026 12:15:01 GMT
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Anti-Authoritarian Meat Entity :
you dont reject a gift such as a title
2026-08-17 15:06:05
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BiteBite :
Japan apparently: "um actually it's...." US: "this is my life now and I shall live up to the honor of such a title my new foreign friend has gifted me"
2026-08-17 22:01:54
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Bananaham :
Americans don’t care when people struggle with English. If you’re trying that’s all that matters
2026-08-17 16:21:53
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PAP :
“Good man of the truck” sounds more trustworthy than mechanic
2026-08-17 18:07:31
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L :
In America we’re used to people not speaking English the same way. As long as we can get the points across it doesn’t really matter
2026-08-17 16:35:30
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the_kindest_cowboy :
In Tennessee I heard a kid call it “John Jarrell” instead of ginger ale so I honor that child by always calling it John Jarrell instead. Same with farmer John cheese.
2026-08-17 15:13:37
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Decaf_Mothman :
"You have invented a new word to describe me. You honor me."
2026-08-18 03:11:15
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ᚦ Zephraine ᚦ :
I have noticed a number of people in America will actually adapt the messed up way to say the word. US English is litterally bits and pieces stolen from everything and varies for every person (it gets SUPER confusing)
2026-08-17 23:13:25
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Raine :
I love the creative ways people find to say things if they don't know or forget a word. I once called my space heater a hotbox because I was tired and struggling 😂
2026-08-18 08:11:03
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biggpopo :
we appreciate whimsy round these parts partner
2026-08-17 23:20:51
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Ray :
America really isn’t how online makes it. People do not give a flying fuck if you’re bad with English. It just makes compliments so much better and honestly I’d take that title with the highest honor 😭
2026-08-18 04:21:18
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ᴄʀᴏᴡ :
in america, if you say something wrong that ends up sounding like a title, there's 7/10 chance the other person will accept that title forever even as a joke, or you will be that title forever
2026-08-17 23:43:49
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JUNIOR ̤̮ :
Ngl I would go to a mechanic with a catch phrase like that
2026-08-17 18:30:20
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MisleadingMouse :
my mom pronounces organic as organtic.. it took me a few years to figure out shes not making a joke thats genuinely how she says it😭
2026-08-18 06:48:18
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LydesZ :
Thor: "I am here to help you, Man of Spiders." Pete: "Its...Spider-Man."
2026-08-18 07:13:24
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spoopyenema :
in japan words are a lot more specific and where they go in the sentence changes the meaning. English don't do that words is whenever wee wanna put them. if people get what we mean, good.
2026-08-17 18:30:02
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rownmarqet :
when I worked in a pharmacy, my boss wouldn't fill someone's controls early so they called him a red headed fat bastard. that became his government name at work 😂
2026-08-18 06:36:22
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Foxybohv :
English is just like that
2026-08-18 08:04:52
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Tatiana Mack :
Japan: gentle correction. Texas: accept and adapt.
2026-08-17 18:55:12
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Bugarino Bugaroo🌎🛰 :
I love the mechanics in the comments like "man I would love a title like that" bc they could use the title, no one would know.....but it just wouldnt be the same😭 the title HAS to be given
2026-08-18 01:16:03
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JP Woods and Prints :
I once got called "Sir Printer" by a customer and now it's my shop computer's username
2026-08-18 01:36:17
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AZboys :
Someone told me “have the day you deserve” and she meant have a good day, and yeah I exclusively tell people to “have the day they deserve” now! 😂
2026-08-17 16:44:24
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RedDel :
this is one of the things I love about English though, there is no "proper" way to use certain words or phrases. Something like Japanese has a word or phrase for literally everything.
2026-08-17 19:39:03
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SpatialAwkwardness :
It’s gonna be on his tombstone 😭
2026-08-18 02:33:26
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Athena :
my mom calls chipotle "chi-pole-tee" so now it will forever be chipoletee
2026-08-17 18:18:54
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