johanettesmith
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Monday 17 August 2026 16:06:42 GMT
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Jaxx🍸 :
At this point we might as well identify as cockroaches 😭
2026-08-18 07:30:11
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Max 🇦🇺🏳️🌈 :
I survive on spite, sprite and the inability to die
2026-08-20 03:02:18
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KristenH701 :
“You’re resilient.” “Nah, everyone else was incompetent.”
2026-08-20 02:10:26
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Barion Broken-Mind :
honestly im here against my will I just dont want to hurt the people I love
2026-09-06 08:38:08
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Portia Warman :
"you are so strong " don't have any other choice
2026-08-18 04:32:47
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Nea13 :
"you are so strong and so smart to have gotten this far as you have" no. I actually am quite dumb and learn my lessons slowly. I survived because to me there was no other choice. I also have this thing where if I'm told I can't do something I will 100% adopt the "Watch me" persona
2026-08-19 22:51:51
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Dr. Saraphima Voynich :
"what was the alternative? DIE?" Are actual words I've said to a therapist.🤣
2026-08-18 20:02:22
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amazonaime :
Indeed. I’m not strong. I’m the gum on the sole of a couple of important shoes.
2026-09-05 23:49:34
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Ty_TEV :
I think everything coming at me has the aim of a storm trooper at this point because why is it missing?
2026-09-05 15:20:45
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Cas :
"Yes, this happened, but you have to recognise you handled it very well!" Honey, I'd rather things DIDN'T happen to me tho
2026-08-20 08:41:41
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dwj885 :
I’m just a moving target they keep missing. 😂😂😂
2026-08-17 20:12:52
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Tiffany Mossor :
One of my therapist said “that’s tough” and I said no shit and I’m still angry about it but here we are 🫣
2026-09-06 01:55:51
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🇨🇦Broken Aries :
not resilient, just so unlucky to the point it comes back around as luck and I end up not dying lol
2026-08-19 01:27:50
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Sam :
if this ain't something. 😂
2026-09-05 00:42:59
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Darrah :
I’ve come to accept that I would survive a zombie apocalypse entirely against my will. I’d have to keep the dummies around me alive and just stay alive as a side effect of that.
2026-08-27 16:19:49
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Not_a_lost_cause :
Oh heeeeey
2026-09-05 17:55:04
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🍎🍑👖👢🐰 :
Perfectly written 🤣 ppl be like “don’t know how you’re still standing” I’m like - i know right???!!!I too have NO IDEA 🤷♀️🤣
2026-08-18 10:56:12
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BB 🇨🇦🇬🇧🇫🇯 :
How did you survive? The next breath kept coming even when I willed them to stop.
2026-08-18 18:41:47
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Laura Lee :
Uhhh…I didn’t realize there was other options. I’m literally too dumb to die 🤷🏼♀️
2026-08-18 02:27:49
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Melanie Tatana :
My husband always says “ya can’t kill weeds”
2026-08-18 08:32:18
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NHJ :
Correct. Not strong, deeply unlucky and without any escape plan
2026-08-20 14:15:59
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Abby :
because like..what was the alternative 🤷🏻♂️
2026-08-20 20:51:24
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Orla_MacAoidh🇦🇺🩷💜💙 :
“You’re such a survivor.” “Death rolled a bunch of Nat 1s.”
2026-08-18 15:54:40
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potatie :
I used to tell my mom I’m the cutest cockroach in the world. She has no idea what I’m talking about. 😂
2026-08-18 16:20:45
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A Slightly Cross Hedgehog :
me: I realized people are not as capable as they thought if they cant kill me.
2026-08-17 20:47:51
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