@whitneyjohns: 7 things I did the SECOND my OB finally cleared me postpartum 😂 1. Did the postpartum victory/mating dance 🕺🏻 2. Took the longest, hottest bath of my LIFE 🛁 3. Got laid 👀😂 4. Lifted some weights while blasting music and flexin’ like a gym bro 💪🏽 5. Started my pelvic floor therapy wand treatments again. 6. Celebrated the fact that after pregnancy, labor, a C-section + postpartum recovery… MY BODY WAS MINE AGAIN 🙌🏼 7. Cried actual alligator tears realizing my baby was already past the 2 month mark and just how temporary and FAST this season really is 😭 From “GET ME IN THAT BATH” to “WAIT, SLOW DOWN TIME” in approximately 24 hours. Postpartum is a ROLLER COASTER 🤣😭 Mamas, what was the FIRST thing you did when you finally got cleared?! #postpartum #newborn #newmom #momhumor #motherhood