@mollymucha: sashimi boat obviously #relationships #fyp

RivetingRose :

I told my wife “I grew up falling in love with the sunset which is why your my sunset.” And she called me gay. 😂

Mandy :

while you guys figure that out…. Sushi looks bomb

Nick :

My ex girlfriend was a fireplace, pretty, warm when you’re near her, but get too close and you get burned and then the fire cheats on you with your closest friend or some shit

bri :

My largest financial liability is my name on his phone

everett :

i swear i tell him no

Teresa Christine ☕️📚🍩 :

Mine called me a “full moon” 😒

Hayley Stout :

He’s opening Pokemon cards and I just KNOW this is the right time to ask this

ashlyyaguilar23 :

so what i’m hearing is sunrise

♡_NoOne_♡ :

Guys don’t talk to me I’m going to cry

Lisa Marie :

Mine just said “you’re a giant pain in my ass” 😑

Kris :

But seriously how happy are you tho. Because my financial downfall makes me the happiest man ever

Chapter :

My girlfriend asked the same question, I answered "Eclipse, because you block the sun, move." (We were at the beach)

Aimee :

mine says I am his solar eclipse, because I'm rare, stunning, mysterious and fleeting.

Andi_Morrow11 :

At least he’s honest

Gigas :

*me looking for my wife in the comments*

that_burned_girl2019 :

😭mine called me “high noon, brightest and hottest part of my day”

trock270 :

She’s my moon because when it’s dark out there’s still some light out there

V A L E !!! ⚡️🪩💗 :

Sooo…sunset

Princess Robina :

next to the boat of sushi

Vellum and Vellichor 📃 :

Angie Arnoldy :

Dump him now

Leigh :

And that’s fine but she asked sunrise or sunset sir!

Stacee :

I sent this to my husband 😳 oopsie 😂

Britt Cerna 💌 :

🤣😭😭😭😭 wasn’t expecting that one but I love it

Showtime69 :

The shii with jalopeno look so fire