The bible really should open with 'Once upon a time'
2026-08-27 21:36:27
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Salvatore🇿🇦 :
they have dinasour bones but not moses and jesus bones😑
2026-08-27 20:27:58
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Thomas :
Well, in that story he said he created the heavens and the earth… so…
2026-08-28 20:23:38
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Canada 1 :
The bible is a fairy tale like superman and Santa clause.
2026-08-28 01:27:33
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Jeff7806 :
My favorite saying: science doesn’t care what you believe 🤷🏾
2026-08-27 20:53:26
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Eli :
Christians teach “In the beginning” is day one of everything, hence creation of light, dark, stars, animals and man.. your Mom is right though, it is a story, a fable.
2026-08-27 21:15:05
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tobywest1985 :
I love your mom's response.
2026-08-28 16:45:45
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The Real Sneakerdope82 :
when I was in elementary my mom got me a Noah's ark picture book and I'll never forget seeing a pic of all the animals lined up ready to get on the ark and there were lions and zebras etc and I thought to myself "well, that definitely didn't happen".
2026-08-28 13:51:19
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Instaive :
8 yr old son just brought this up two nights ago 😅😅😅
2026-08-28 17:36:15
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john0200r2k :
My kids go to a Christian school, oldest is 6, I tell them the Bible is a book of stories and lessons and a science book is about facts.
2026-08-28 02:13:51
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nondu147 :
how do they even know how long ago a dinosaur lived
2026-08-27 19:45:11
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Jason Downes383 :
When you read a book and it's first line is "In the begining" that's when you know it's fiction
2026-08-28 12:16:21
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Rex-E :
I love that- "the beginning of the story". my youth group mentors and preacher people made it seem like the beginning back when the whole thing started so I never liked that
2026-08-28 00:12:26
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user7434404810774 :
that Carmichael?
2026-08-28 14:32:24
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Kris :
Funny how stories, places and people from much older religions, were forced into this one religion, people have believed in for 2000 years.
2026-08-27 20:20:29
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Andrea 🇳🇿 :
A story, a fairy tale.
2026-08-27 22:31:26
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In Dove Daze :
My mother tried to explain it away by saying written history didn't begin till Adam & Eve left the Garden of Eden and we have no idea how long they were in there.
2026-08-28 00:59:23
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david_ndungu1 :
in the beginning, wise woman 🥰
2026-08-27 19:42:33
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Jay Frost :
Religion is a fictional illusion to install fear in order to control.
2026-08-28 05:21:13
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yousa.name :
I didn’t even consider dinosaurs when I decided religion was nonsense
2026-08-28 01:00:35
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Cardio Kit :
sorry, but does that mean that dinosaurs came before the heavens and the earth? before night and day?
2026-08-28 01:50:49
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VanguardEdits :
As a Muslim. There are ppl who don’t believe dinosaurs existed?
2026-08-28 11:17:03
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Barbie Princess :
who was there and alive today to tell us about dinosaurs? that's my point
2026-08-27 23:35:32
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