@alexander_manjarrez: So no head? #fypシ゚viral #humor #fyp

zay :) :

“sir your total is $7.-“

RoonyToonz :

problem is id prob forget which life I'm on

flun_kiee :

Smallest inconvenience….we all going down

Jorbin :

is Pepsi ok?

will :

what do you mean you don't serve Dr pepper at this family restaurant

cole12_91 :

sorry we are out of sweet tea

Athena The Doberman :

"we're actually out of..."

Mittens :

I'm using all of mine on casual road rage against semi trucks

The Blob..o :

"James you got one point off the quiz"

Abraham Moya692 :

Lmao fr

jacob050698 :

“Hi kids do you like violence?”

brian :

I wanna speak to the manager

Tyler Vance :

I’d play it safe and only use like 7 because knowing my dumbass I would lose one for something as stupid as slipping in the shower

zour.zot :

If I had 9 lives my dad would use 8 of them to “teach me a lesson” and get drunk and forget how many lives I had left.

Fuck you and your chicken :

But then you miscount

Roses Kawaii Korner :

“Oh… you don’t take Apple Pay?”

MegatronJK :

“This is your fault”

NukeTortoise :

What do you mean Texas Roadhouse is out of Honey butter

Mohammed Osman :

Them: It'll be a 10 minute wait for a table.... Me:

Steeeve :

“Actually, that coupon expired yesterday.”

72'sflippinswitches :

divorce court would be so much fun.

Fido :