A microwave warms my food while a baby warms my heart
2026-08-18 16:33:47
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Brook :
For those who don’t know, It was on like a live or podcast or something like that, I can’t remember but it’s supposed to be about jokes but the “joke” one of the guys told was “what’s the difference between a microwave and 3 year old? One doesn’t scream when I put my meat in it” so basically the dude who said it was basically telling a “joke” about raping a 3 year old
2026-08-19 01:25:54
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Ink pen :
i genuinely have no idea
2026-08-28 18:39:38
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caseoh's infected dick condom :
oh why did I understand that 😭
2026-08-28 22:29:21
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♯シ~𝒟𝑒𝓈𝒾𝓇𝑒𝒹_✦ :
Guys its a 🍇 joke
2026-08-28 17:34:19
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choso_thefuckingbwst :
I block people like that and who also make the fire truck joke too :<
2026-08-18 14:44:00
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Neon cat lover🌈 :
The baby doesn’t go BEEEP BEEP when my food ready
2026-08-18 19:16:24
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🥄spoon🥄 :
the baby dosent heat up leftovers at 2 am like wtf? 😭
2026-08-28 20:38:16
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ :
At one i give it, the other steal my food
2026-08-28 21:26:33
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Asymmetrical Gamer⚛️ :
one heats up my food and one eats it
2026-08-18 22:33:51
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𝐀.𝐀 :
One warms my food and the other pisses me off.💔
2026-08-27 20:48:46
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✫☔︎𓃠 𝑵𝑶𝑰𝑹 ☔︎✫ :
what does this mean again?
2026-08-28 22:23:59
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🇨🇭⬧❈𝐅𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞❈⬧︎🇨🇭 :
Ones a necessity and the other is annoying & expensive
2026-08-18 23:42:44
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lore._.xx :
ppl dont get it so in a microwave you can put anything you want *not forks spoons and knifes ofc* but you cant put what you want in a toddler...GUYS THE JOKE IS SEXIST
2026-08-28 10:24:57
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🌩️ :
one beeps and one screams and BOTH annoy me
2026-08-19 03:55:03
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Denji :
They both loud ash at 3 AM
2026-08-19 01:41:02
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🔪 ~/B00ker\~🩸 :
Both are annoying asf, idk the joke💔
2026-08-26 15:05:29
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💥fuze💥 :
A microwave warms my food, a baby warms my heart
2026-08-19 02:34:48
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PokeLoaf☪️ :
The baby dosent make molten hot honey buns
2026-08-19 04:04:57
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✨Lei Lei✨ :
One heats my food the other eats my food
2026-08-19 00:33:57
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⋆.ೃ࿔*:・ryan :
They both cost a lot of fucking money idk
2026-08-18 23:57:24
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𓂃 最大 ˙ :
Basically there was a guy that was interviewed or something wait I think it was like a joke thing and the guy said then and then his answer was, “a microwave doesn’t scream whenever I put it in.”
2026-08-18 21:14:47
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