midlifers_
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Sue :
Please take my toy box out of my dresser do not open, throw it out and do not mention to the kids
2026-08-19 23:04:09
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Angie D :
Dignity Alert Bracelets 🤣
2026-08-19 02:58:14
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3Squirrelsplus1 :
Please tilt my head back far enough back that it gets rid of my double chin.
2026-08-19 01:37:26
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Sandy :
I’ve told my kids they have 4 jobs when I’m in a nursing home. My hair and nails are done and be damn sure I do NOT have a beard and mustache! My son is like mom you won’t have a beard and mustache. He is a full time firefighter/EMT and went on a call to a nursing home for a woman who had a full beard and mustache. Needless to say, he came back and said? “I got you mom”! 🤣🤣
2026-08-19 12:29:10
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Murdoib :
You crack me up
2026-09-10 21:55:31
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Cricket :
My medical alert bracelet says: If I die on the toilet at least shove me into the hallway! And…To the sadist who makes me wear a bra in my casket - I will haunt you forever!
2026-08-18 17:53:09
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mama🐝2313 :
My healthcare directive actually says, do not let me sit in ICU with a fuzzy chin, clean and powder the folds and under my boobs - no one likes a yeasty smelling patient, absolutely no FMS! I will not go into the light smelling poop on my way out. Do not do me dirty with the obituary photo - AI is here for a reason. Do not put my ashes in a body of water - I might be dead, but my everlasting fear of drowning will make me haunt you. Celebrations of life should be fun, pull pranks if you have to or hide little judgy photos of me and play where’s Amanda? Most Amanda’s win a prize lol.
2026-08-19 03:12:26
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Laura T. 🇨🇦 :
I was in high school when my great grandma got sick and eventually passed away, but I have the best memory of visiting her in the hospital and her saying “Thank you all for coming. Now can someone please move my breasts out of my armpits.”
2026-08-25 17:16:06
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Suzi-q :
If I’m in an car accident please turn my audiobook off! And put chapstick on my lips.
2026-08-19 10:54:43
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Dogmama4 :
Mine will say don’t be alarmed when socks fall out of bra they absorb the sweat the best UNDER each boob! Also they do not match and it’s okay
2026-08-19 15:28:41
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Jaccrco :
I would like mine to say “medically complicated; personally delightful!”
2026-08-18 22:18:49
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Melissa Feola :
I have an only child and its a boy! he won't make sure my mustache is waxed! or my chin hairs! they're gonna think I'm a man!
2026-08-30 23:03:41
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Angie Shelton :
If I’m unconscious and you must cut my spanx please proceed with caution #bustedcanofbiscuits
2026-08-27 05:04:46
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Myra :
omg the chin hair had me rolling!!!
2026-08-29 18:46:34
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Latoya Butler246 :
I just feel like Gen X nursing homes gonna be lit
2026-09-02 04:40:08
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Jacqui Bailey455 :
omg.... I need one with the chin hair and eyebrows!! surely someone has to be working on this 🤣🙏🙏
2026-08-21 12:42:58
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YoAmyL :
Please adjust my head so I don’t have a double chin!
2026-08-31 12:58:19
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thebridgetburnstein :
I also need my browser history deleted
2026-09-01 01:34:54
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carobinsonrobinso :
Omg!!! I have found my People!💝💝💝
2026-08-31 14:29:26
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Stay-C :
If you can twirl it, pull it😂
2026-08-18 16:15:49
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ShellySeashore 🇨🇦 :
If I pass, my medical bracelet should read, "Mr. Buzzbee" is in my nightstand, please destroy before my kids show up!
2026-08-20 03:37:38
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red paper boat :
oh...ive ALREADY got my oldest 11 year old on tweezer duty. she has better eyes. once a week i lay in bed and she gets the stache, chin and brows. shes gettingngood on the brows! and every now and then...if she sees a rouge nose hair she gets it just to send me to the moon.
2026-08-19 12:30:28
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Oh-My-Julie :
I want mine to say, please pull my shirt down in case my belly or butt crack is hanging out. also check for boogers.
2026-08-19 11:59:54
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amandapopp670 :
I offered to get rid of a patients chin hair, she couldn't see them. she was so thankful. she never forgot me.....
2026-08-21 13:01:13
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Laurie41363 :
the only way I will have a smoking hot body is to be cremated lol
2026-08-18 23:44:35
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