The Onion
Region: US
Tuesday 18 August 2026 17:00:00 GMT
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Caleb :
guys I'm gonna try this out. I'll update you whether it works
2026-08-18 17:11:48
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slumberspeak :
my tiny girlfriend loves the onion
2026-08-18 18:01:17
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KĀRA :
Can confirm, I love having the onion read to me in bed
2026-08-18 17:30:45
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shelby brown :
works like a charm
2026-08-18 17:46:37
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Will :
As soon as I get a woman I am scream reading it to her at my local library!
2026-08-18 18:24:37
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Flag🇪🇺 :
can you send this to Soviet Onion
2026-08-18 17:35:52
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tr1fantome :
love the editing it kept me engaged until the very tenth second of the video well done the onion
2026-09-01 08:51:17
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Pipbrit8 :
I once read the Onion out loud on the bus, I believe there are still videos circulating on the internet...
2026-08-18 18:32:27
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bethsy_shy :
Jesus loves you guysss
2026-08-21 02:02:26
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Krazy_Ivan :
yes! the podcast format has been ripe for satire for a while now!
2026-08-18 20:44:02
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callmepapa :
i dont read the news
2026-08-18 17:04:37
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taker1er :
What’s a paper?
2026-08-18 17:16:39
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Guitarist Kitten 13 :
Wowza
2026-08-18 17:01:29
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WHAR_LEWTS :
can confirm. its how i got my wife.
2026-08-18 17:03:46
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Matchedy :
There goes the bone job.
2026-08-18 17:54:33
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Ed Ives :
as a man I think reading is too high a bar. Can't we just kind of grunt and shrug our shoulders?
2026-08-18 19:45:48
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latexheart :
been reading the onion to my girl and now the bedrooms never 😏 (we're arguing a lot over it).
2026-08-21 11:16:46
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mctiktoklth :
🤣😂
2026-08-18 17:53:46
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